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I don’t care if he has quality. I care that he legs it around. Shot across the bows to Isak.

Ok Mr I don’t have to call out a search and rescue party every time I mention bath and bedtime to my children.

Everyone hates him obvs but that is how you get at least something out of him. A goal and two cracking assists. We can at least say well done.

That was a significant step up tonight. Bullied them at times. Don’t care if he overdid it sometimes as he’s 12 or whatever but watching him decide to just go and go again was outstanding. You’ll do far better that way than playing within yourself. We can sort out being wildly open down his side later.

Even Juve wouldn’t have scripted something like that during Calciopoli.

I feel like he scored a legitimate goal that the post and physics disallowed. Dangerous precedent if allowed to go unchallenged.

Are you joking? It was aggressively anti father. My missus is away and the fact I am typing this at 0355 lets you know just how f***ed up tge routine was so I could watch it live. UEFA will be hearing from my lawyers

Wirtz did some really good things. The assist was absolutely top. That dribble in the box where he cut inside two of them was way way better than what he has been doing. I don’t care that it wasn’t a goal or assist. It was him giving it a go. That’s all I need.

Stop being weird Earl.

It’s a good video and it says all the things that we say from watching him unless you are too smart for observable reality.

Wish for other stuff too.

In my rational moments I arrive here. I still don’t love him though.

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Nor Torres.

I would love to see him paired with Isak though. We would single handedly bring strike pairings back into style.

This is the first sentence “Achilles tendon rupture (ATR) is a potentially career-ending injury in professional athletes.” f***ing ‘ell!! I bet he won’t be able to have kids either now.

He’s not coming back the same from that injury. He’s done at this level I reckon. If he were to (which he won’t) then he could play up top with Isak unless Wirtz… what is the point of finishing this sentence.

I thought yesterday was the most he got to grips with the midfield. I don’t blame them for not creating. I think it was the front players disappointing although he is the manager so that’s down to him to fix

Wirtz set Harvey off on a weight gain depression spiral as he couldn’t believe he lost his place to him. The man’s evil knows no end.

Stop adding things to the list Flasher!!!!!!!

Sturridge came into a team way s***ter than this one and just set about being awesome. Almost all of our attacking players (even youngsters that come through) that go on to be stellar, start off at a pace that shows they are heading there.

Yes. Honestly, if he “just” hit Coutinho levels then I’d love him like no one else. He doesn’t have to be De Bruyne. f*** it! Just get somewhere near Odegaard. That’ll do. Someone will say his numbers are better, Arsenal fans weren’t that pleased with him or something blah blah blah. He’s been like this since his debut against Bournemouth. People talking about “Oh you can see his quality” before proceeding to just make up things.

It’s why I snapped snapped with him during that Ipswich game. He was largely garbage in a game against the worst team where we had a significant lead from early on. Why? If he couldn’t do something then, then when the f*** was he going to. And then some wanted to talk about some offside pass he did. f*** off!

It’s not that Wirtz doesn’t run and creates issues by not tracking. That’s not my issue either him