Cacofonix the Bard

I'm all for non-UK coverage being more outlandish and unfiltered but the CBS lads are just f***ing inane and tedious. Forced banter where none of them are funny enough to pull it off.

He runs like a FIFA player when you press the speed burst button

He's fkn terrorised them. So much better when he passes the ball

Think those two lung-busting sprints in quick succession took their toll on Mo. Might have dealt with that differently otherwise

There is a kcirttahattrick in the offing for him here

Not ideal to be relying on guys who don't normally get picked so early in the game but we'll see how it goes

We just keep doing things only other teams ever did

That is a f***ing sensational dummy from Macca. Should get an assist for that

d****eads

That's a breathtakingly stupid challenge

LAOGOAL! Well in Ekitike

f***ing hell, that should have been scored

That one about 15 minutes ago when someone put him clear through if he'd taken it on his left and he fkn cut to the right straight into a defender's feet was annoying. Look, there he goes again

That's a foul all day long. c***

Yes, but that Szoboszlai is a cracking player

One of my biggest fears after we won the league was that Slot might end up getting poached by Real Madrid one day, so all this is a tremendous relief

Oh what the f***

Aurelio was good when he wasn't crocked. Which seemed as if it was all the time but he appears to have played 135 games for us.

Also, the fact that he's still seems bloody quick suggests to me that he's not at the "past-it because of physical decline" stage

It's ok, I'll settle for the European Cup tbh

That is brutal, f***ing hell

Hopefully that gives him a confidence boost

I take it back. We're gonna win the league

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I had many, many frustrating years trying figure out what sort of player he was and how good he was, with just a few goals compilations to go on. Until I found this guy's channel. He's got 15-20 minute highlights of countless matches from Kenny's era which I went through and binged and it was one of the more worthwhile things I've ever done. https://www.youtube.com/@DaveWallerLFC/videos And the answer is definitely Harvey Barnes.