Elephant Stone

He'll end up paying 12 million odd for Gibson and Brown. I don't see O Shea going. Or they're middle of the table players who are going to do a job for a middle of the table side...

hehehehe

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He'd be disappointed rocking up at my gaff to shove his todger in my right hand

Quite looking forward to this.

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I really am starting to hate footballers. It's a wierd and uneasy feeling.

I'll be lucky to come back from this alive...

Is n all. All they have to do is pick up the Sunday rags, job done.

TBF I'd probably even try and smash your back doors in in one of them little black and white numbers with stockings... Sharing a room in Hamburg are we?

Which one? he was boshing quite a few... It was sort of the point.

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Them french maid outfits used to keep me awake when I were about 11 mind...

hehe

Wanting Shearer i the first place, given that they're desperate for promotion, is barmy for me.

Why thank you kind sir. Told you I wouldn't sour the place Al

:tiptoes off:

not sure Scholes was expecting that...see him pushing Gary away as if to sasy f*** off?...he looks like most lasses do when I try sticking my tongue down their throat.

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I'd say that's a trick employed by the blue half and the likes of Chelsea with United tbf. That's only being recylced from the Mirror I think. I'd be amazed. City will come on with a stupid bid and that'll be that.

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He's a talented kid who has had his progress stunted at Chelsea somewhat. Always looked a special player in the making in the City reserve side. He needs to be playing some part week in week out. He hasn't really had a fair craic at Chelsea yet but may do if Drogba is off. Think he'd do well at Liverpool for what it's worth. Interesting insight that. Not another Reo-Coker, Carlton Cole type? 70 Grand a week? Cheeky little f*****. No sympathy for him now.

Konchesky is one of the most laughable signings made in the last decade. The entire footballing world knew he was a bluffer who was never good enough to play for Liverpool. I still think Bebe was born out of Carlos having a thing for homeless rent boys...Bebe was holding him to ransom...

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