Yes, this much is true. He winds our lot up something rotten n all. If he shows the form of the first half of last season and contributes to us winning the it again, he can bend over and be spit roasted in the centre circle by the twins, while balling his eyes out to 'I Will Always Love You' by Celine Dion in a Leonardo di Caprio wig waxing his legs for all I care.