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That's some barnet.

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I'm lost for words when it comes to him...

There's no way on this earth he'll still be a Liverpool player by the start of the season.

There's a great big picture of his mush in every Greggs in Liverpool with a warning not to serve him.

Hehe look at the way Aquilani glides through them there poles...whereas Joe cole looks like he's about to eat one with his tongue wagging.

That's not funny...

Kinell, sounds like I didn't miss anything.

Judging by how he's played for you lot since signing you're probably right fella.

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that's his really deep concentration face,

Good footballer him. As good as a new signing if he stays fit and see the best out of him.

I feel a deep rivalry with you lot as well...though I accept that's different in nature. Years of going to the football and watching their lot bounce around doing aeroplane impressions might have something to do with it I would suppose. That coupled with most of my weekends being spent in Manchester not London. Get sick of hearing 'we're the only team to come from Manchester' b******s n all. hehe Some of the gossip column stuff is barmy... I can't believe folk get paid to write this s****.

This.

Quite right too. As do most players in the premiership. If you want to clean up player behaviour it goes across the board.