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So does King!!

Shame it takes him about 20 headed efforts for us before he scores. He even managed to put a bit of pace on it rather than the usual back pass to the goalie! Hopefully this will kickstart a goal a game for him till the end of the season!

It's easy to forget how lightening he is and skillful.

Crouch does what Shrek couldn't. A few points... Coles step overs are really pissing me off. SWP's! What a waste of such talent sitting on the bench at the chavs when he's taylor made for our RW spot. Big shame indeed.

Crouch wearing No.12 on the back yet it's No.21 on the front! Details Sven, it's about details.....

Cole's been good as has terry and ferdinand and carra and neville a bit. Ferdinand has been poor

I'd love to hear Motson slowly choke on a sucky sweet after screaming "ROONEY!!!!" Just gurgking noises for about 3 minutes and then nothing

As soon as Beckham went after the rebound I feckin knew it was going to end up with him getting a yellow.Just because his cross was blocked. He's a petulant little runt at times.

Great Carra on for the rest of the match!! Grrrr

Don't be daft. I'd put money on it that Lampard isn't even injured (he hasn't missed a game in YEARS due to injury)He's decided to put his club before a stupid friendly that's all. I wish Gerrard would do the same especially after actually picking up a knock but he reckons he's fine. If he breaks down in a week or two then Rafa should fine him for being unprofessional.

The last straw was some kind of Heel/tendon problems he just couldn't shake off. No idea why they are talking about though. I'm sure we'd all remember.

The tackle on Sami could have been very bad news indeed. I like the way Hyypia just gets on with things though.

Was Barton told to break our players legs or is he simply a total knobend? Once I can understand but twice?

So what were the answers to questions originally distributed to shareholders at the AGM?

Rafa should be using this as leverage to get more money to spend on players.

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What a s**** injury to fall prey too. Finger and toes crossed for one of my favourite players . Get well soon mate. You deserve your chance to be an Anfield legend for the next 15 years. We're all thinkig of you. *thumbs up*

3-1 and it would be all over... Come on Barca wipe that smug grin of the "chosen one"

Get in there E tooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Haahahaaa at Mourinho!!!!!

Fingers crossed for the big man. Hope he's going to be ok. Get well soon Momo.

YOU f***IN BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Top man Ronaldinho! c**k!! Messi of the cross bar. a***...

I'll praise him on his hatrick. Other than that he's just another another soft touch.

b******s!!What is it with these batty Spanish teams. All f***in flask harry b******s and no balls. Come on Barca you bunch of girl scouts.

Sorry but I must have missed the "anything obvious cannot be posted on the forum" rule. Whats the problem with saying what I said? We have 3 things to tweak and were sorted.