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The other day I was flicking through my television and this monkey appears out of nowhere and steals my remote i chased it for a bit but sadly it eluded me. By the time i got back to my house someone had come and erected some sort of forcefield around my tele and i couldn't touch it. The long and short of it was that they'd left it on the sci-fi channel and i couldn't change it and there was some porn on. Disgusted I was.

 

Anyhow I couldn't help but notice just how bad the acting was in between the "action" scenes. You genuinely couldn't act that badly on purpose. Is there something about being a porn star that gives you an extra level of stupidity.

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If you can't make a living with your brain, you make it with your body.

 

twas ever thus.

 

are those words of advice for sammya, or a general observation?

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The other day I was flicking through my television and this monkey appears out of nowhere and steals my remote i chased it for a bit but sadly it eluded me. By the time i got back to my house someone had come and erected some sort of forcefield around my tele and i couldn't touch it. The long and short of it was that they'd left it on the sci-fi channel and i couldn't change it and there was some porn on. Disgusted I was.

 

Anyhow I couldn't help but notice just how bad the acting was in between the "action" scenes. You genuinely couldn't act that badly on purpose. Is there something about being a porn star that gives you an extra level of stupidity.

 

Is this "film" the hillariously bad emmanuel 2000 that's allways on sci fi, it's got like virtual reality where they all have sex. It isn't a good film, it even isn't a good porn film.

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Is this "film" the hillariously bad emmanuel 2000 that's allways on sci fi, it's got like virtual reality where they all have sex. It isn't a good film, it even isn't a good porn film.

 

 

It's got Krista Allen in :thumbs:

 

 

apparently :unsure:

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Is this "film" the hillariously bad emmanuel 2000 that's allways on sci fi, it's got like virtual reality where they all have sex. It isn't a good film, it even isn't a good porn film.

 

Nah! It was one of those "Sex Files"

 

 

It's got Krista Allen in :thumbs:

apparently :unsure:

 

They stopped showing the ones with her in and the emanuelle is this skinny blonde bint which is such a shame.

 

All the above information was obtained from my sister who is a lesbian evidently.

 

can't believe i've managed to talk myself into having a lesbian sister

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They cannot act cause the are full of silicone and botox etc, so nullifying all senses etc.

 

Saw some old school 70's and 80's stuff the other day, and thoguht how they could actually act a bit and in those days and it was deliberatly humrous in a carry on, confeesions type way with pretty much natural people in it. Thought it was way better than any of the modern stuff I saw a few years ago before I met my missus not recently at all.

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They cannot act cause the are full of silicone and botox etc, so nullifying all senses etc.

 

Saw some old school 70's and 80's stuff the other day, and thoguht how they could actually act a bit and in those days and it was deliberatly humrous in a carry on, confeesions type way with pretty much natural people in it. Thought it was way better than any of the modern stuff I saw a few years ago before I met my missus not recently at all.

 

Can't you tell i am typing very quickly at work!! ;)

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