Phobias

[Murphman]

I first flew aged just 17, to Spain. We took off, I was with a girlfriend,trying to act the macho man but I have never been so scared in my life. it didn't get any better.

 

I was 33 and flew again, I went to Portugal with my wife, I was drugged up and pissed up before I took off, I hated it.This continued for quite a while.

 

We had kids, subconsciously I realised this was damaging and illogical and I manged to overcome my fear, to the point after a bit I really didn't care anymore, we flew at least once a year.

 

On Monday I flew to Madrid. To a lesser degree perhaps, but all of my old fears came flooding back, after all these years! All the logic in the world during a  really smooth short flight didn't really help.

 

I'm scared of flying again, how weird i(and annoying) is that? I'm flying to the US in 3 weeks, very, very apprehensive.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

where are you flying to?

[Nathan Explosion]

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Murph's a*** has just gone

[Tosh]

Murph's next holiday will be a Saga Cruise

[Gethin]

where are you flying to?

 

Guantanamo hopefully 

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

[Earl Hafler]

At least we know someone who flew with the Wright Brothers

[oakie bob]

shame on you picking on old man...............

[New York Red]

Man up Murph. Are you seriously going to Florida at this time of year?

[Murphman]

Man up Murph. Are you seriously going to Florida at this time of year?

 

My wife's 60th, we're off on 5th October, the whole family. What could possibly go wrong?

where are you flying to?

 

 

New York*

 

 

 

 

* Not really, the place is rammed full of c*nts.

[Cobs]

You've survived death this long, Murph. Reckon it's gonna need more than a plane crash to take you out

[D.Boon]

Lager, diazepam, gin and tonic. That combination in that order usually stops me shrieking like a big baby when i fly.

[Cam]

It's not flying you wanna be scared of.

 

It's crashing & dying you wanna be scared of.

[New York Red]

You've survived death this long, Murph. Reckon it's gonna need more than a plane crash to take you out

To be fair, it will take more than that. More like nuclear Armageddon

[Rusty Shackleford]

Watch Castaway to settle your nerves.

[Murphman]

To be fair, it will take more than that. More like nuclear Armageddon

 

I'll see you two tossers out, probably ravage your wives after you're gone and nick plants from your memorial gardens.

[New York Red]

You forgot the emptying out of your colostomy bag on our gravestones mate.

[muleskinner]

https://youtu.be/_I9LtKrL694

[Murphman]

You forgot the emptying out of your colostomy bag on our gravestones mate.

 

[Molby]

Lager, diazepam, gin and tonic. That combination in that order usually stops me shrieking like a big baby when i fly.

Yes but 3 pints and 3 large g and ts

Then top up as needed

 

I don't get how people can still be scared after that lot

 

 

Luckily I seem to have my fear under control now

Great to be able to show up somewhere and be able to drive a hire car and not lose the first day

 

Journey home is a different matter of course

[sutty]

Yes but 3 pints and 3 large g and ts

Then top up as needed

 

I don't get how people can still be scared after that lot

 

 

Luckily I seem to have my fear under control now

Great to be able to show up somewhere and be able to drive a hire car and not lose the first day

 

Journey home is a different matter of course

 

Was thinking about Istanbul the other day. 

 

Landing at Gatwick and wondering WTF to do about the car...

[RP]

Landing at Stansted and wondering where the car was.

[Rex Ham]

Landing at Stansted and wondering where the car was.

 

I drove the wrong way up the M1 from Luton and it took me and my mate an hour to realise we were going away from London instead of towards it. No sleep for over 24 hours and a large pre-roller in anticipation of a famous victory stowed away ready for our return, may well have contributed to this unfortunate misjudgment. Not that we were bothered of course.  

[Swan Red]

It's not flying that does me it's airports I f***ing hate them like really hate them.