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Stanley Leisure

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...sat opposite me with his headphones on, whistling atonally and doing a lot of drumming with his hands and feet.

 

There's only us in this bit of the office at the moment and I find him a bit odd and awkward generally - this is just making me dislike him more.

 

Anyone else experiencing some office-based ire?

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...sat opposite me with his headphones on, whistling atonally and doing a lot of drumming with his hands and feet.

 

There's only us in this bit of the office at the moment and I find him a bit odd and awkward generally - this is just making me dislike him more.

 

Anyone else experiencing some office-based ire?

 

Ask him if he wants to dance

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...sat opposite me with his headphones on, whistling atonally and doing a lot of drumming with his hands and feet.

 

There's only us in this bit of the office at the moment and I find him a bit odd and awkward generally - this is just making me dislike him more.

 

Anyone else experiencing some office-based ire?

 

On a daily basis. An idiotic australian liar who picks his nose and eats it, frequently wears the same clothes for 3-4 days at a time and has to be helped through his workload like the utter moron he is. He somehow managed to survive a 17 strong redundancy bout only last week whilst perfectly competent engineers got the boot.

 

Don't like to see anyone lose their job but I was a bit crushed to be honest.

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There's someone in my office who makes that throat clearing/gagging noise as a sort of nervous tick.

 

Makes me nauseous.

 

We've got a gaggle of g*******s that get over excited every now and then

 

They're annoying.

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...sat opposite me with his headphones on, whistling atonally and doing a lot of drumming with his hands and feet.

 

There's only us in this bit of the office at the moment and I find him a bit odd and awkward generally - this is just making me dislike him more.

 

Anyone else experiencing some office-based ire?

 

You've walked into a Silent Disco by mistake.

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Well yes, we're aware of that, but what about your office?

That's what I meant when I said 'here'. Just what is so f***ing hard to understand about that, Gerry? Was it really so f***ing, f***ing complicated? Jesus f***ing Christ.

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That's what I meant when I said 'here'. Just what is so f***ing hard to understand about that, Gerry? Was it really so f***ing, f***ing complicated? Jesus f***ing Christ.

 

Haha matty flips and goes all Michael Douglas in falling down as a result.

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Theres a woman who sits near me who is clearly sick – you can tell because she’s spending 70% of her time coughing and splutter and hacking a lung up. The other 30% is spend telling people how sick she is and how she spread it to her kids and everyone in her house.

 

I’m well chuffed as I go on holiday tomorrow. Like I need to get sick now.

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That's what I meant when I said 'here'. Just what is so f***ing hard to understand about that, Gerry? Was it really so f***ing, f***ing complicated? Jesus f***ing Christ.

 

You see THIS is the kind of thing we have to put up with. We're thinking of getting HR involved.

 

Were you going for Malcolm Tucker there?

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...sat opposite me with his headphones on, whistling atonally and doing a lot of drumming with his hands and feet.

 

There's only us in this bit of the office at the moment and I find him a bit odd and awkward generally - this is just making me dislike him more.

 

Anyone else experiencing some office-based ire?

Tell him there is no point having headphones on to hide the sound if he is trying to recreate th racket with his body

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...sat opposite me with his headphones on, whistling atonally and doing a lot of drumming with his hands and feet.

 

There's only us in this bit of the office at the moment and I find him a bit odd and awkward generally - this is just making me dislike him more.

Good-naturedly insist on knowing what he's listening to "It sounds pretty good, the way you're banging away there!".

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Yesterday I got told off for wearing shorts

 

Considering I wasn't actually wearing shorts I thought this was quite an achievement.

 

I was recently advised of a difficult situation when a project manger had given a b0ll0cking to a bloke who had the temerity to fly from Belfast to Manchester. Sheer extravagnace apparently. Should have used the train like every normal person.

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