Poeticly just wind ups

[Murphman]

Geezer in the pub, middle aged really wealthy wannabe boy racer, went down to Devon a week or so ago on a golfing weekend. He got talking to one of the other lads and admitted he did 128mph in his Audi down a dual carriageway on the way down there!

 

He reckons there were no cars about and no camera's, the road was empty so he booted it! Nobody was impressed, oh no siree.

 

The lad he told is a bit of a star with photoshop etc. I don't quite know how he did it but he managed to beautifully forge a summons from The Devon Constabulary, he sent it down to our mate's sister who lives down thereand it arrived back with a Devon postmark yesterday.

 

The best bit is, we've told him he'll defo be on a ban so he's going down to Devon on the train.

Edited June 22, 2011 by Murphman

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