What hope is there for any of us...?

[Stanley Leisure]

If these guys can't resolve their problems.

 

Sad day.

[DanielS]

I think we should close the forum. Or at least do the black border thing for a day.

Edited May 11, 2009 by DanielS

[Sion]

BBC feel the need to report this? Glad my license fee is being put to good use. Probably just a publicity stunt. Jordan will sell her revealing all story in a few weeks.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

This can't be right. She said last week that they were sound. Why would she lie? I'm not having it.

[Bigal]

f***ing hell,

 

all the celebs are splitting up.

 

Jordan and Peter

Gibo and his missus........*

 

 

* apologies if not in joke mode

Edited May 11, 2009 by Bigal

[johngibo YPC]

The pair "have both requested that the media respect their families' privacy at this difficult time"

 

Behave

[johngibo YPC]

f***ing hell,

 

all the celebs are splitting up.

 

Jordan and Peter

Gibo and his missus........*

* apologies if not in joke mode

 

As soon as i saw the second line i knew what was coming

[Bigal]

As soon as i saw the second line i knew what was coming

 

If nothing, I am predictable

[Woodsyla]

The pair "have both requested that the media respect their families' privacy at this difficult time"

 

Behave

Those OK exclusivity rights are needed to pay the mortgage. Can't have all and sundry reporting on it when their are exclusive deals to be done.

[johngibo YPC]

If nothing, I am predictable

 

All the great comedians give the people what they want

Your like the Yorkshire Peter Kay....................

Edited May 11, 2009 by johngibo YPC

[Bigal]

Ok!

 

My pain at split by Peter Andre

 

Hello

 

Also, my pain by Jordan

 

etc etc

[Stanley Leisure]

This can't be right. She said last week that they were sound. Why would she lie? I'm not having it.

 

Accept it and move on, KAMF.

 

We'll always have this.

[matty]

Split up - viewing figures rise, advertising sales increase, interviews are paid for, magazines are sold.

Get back together - repeat as above.

 

Should help to sell Mr Andre's album too....nah.

[Montse]

What a shame - they soo deserved each other!

[smithdown]

The pair "have both requested that the media respect their families' privacy at this difficult time"

 

Behave

 

Hound them! Hound their heads off!!!

[Bigal]

All the great comedians give the people what they want

Your like the Yorkshire Peter Kay....................

 

I see

[Tosh]

So, the marriage has gone t*** up?

[Chili Palmer]

July 2009

 

OK

 

Our love kept us together by Peter Andre

 

Hello

 

We just couldn't break up by Katie Price

 

Heat

 

My boob nightmare by Jordon

[Falconhoof]

How could this not last for ever.

Ant and Dec sold us a dream and we wanted it so badly.

 

If you are reading this Peter, don't give up lad.

[smithdown]

Peter Andre should do an exclusive interview in which he repeatedly threatens to kill himself

[ManxRed]

Come on, who had 'four and a half years'?

 

I had 'ten months'

 

Shows what I knew.

[surf]

Peter Andre should do an exclusive interview in which he repeatedly threatens to kills himself

think i got there before kahnee did

[smithdown]

think i got there before kahnee did

 

Nah I just want him to threaten it and for it do be a long drawn out affair in the tablazines:

 

"I'll kill myself", says heartbroken Peter

"Go on then", says bevvied up Jordan

"I will, I'll kill myself", says Peter through great big snot bubbles.

"Good", says Jordan, with her t1ts resting on some grinning passer-by's head.

"I'll do it. I've got pills."

"Pr1ck"

 

and so on...until she talks him down from sitting on the railings of Tower Bridge and he records a concept album about suicide amongst young males called Stronger Now.

 

It'll be good.

[Woodsyla]

Nah I just want him to threaten it and for it do be a long drawn out affair in the tablazines:

 

"I'll kill myself", says heartbroken Peter

"Go on then", says bevvied up Jordan

"I will, I'll kill myself", says Peter through great big snot bubbles.

"Good", says Jordan, with her t1ts resting on some grinning passer-by's head.

"I'll do it. I've got pills."

"Pr1ck"

 

and so on...until she talks him down from sitting on the railings of Tower Bridge and he records a concept album about suicide amongst young males called Stronger Now.

 

It'll be good.

It would certainly be better than the s**** they turn out for ITV.

[Mike]

first jade and now this.

ive had enough of 2009, nothing but pain.