there is an email going round

[allez les rouges]

with a picture of JAR wage slip from last year. 84k a week.

 

 

(allegedly)

Edited October 29, 2007 by allezlesrouge

[johngibo YPC]

Of course it might not be real

[RP]

The email I got today doesn't show anything like that amount.

[CarraLegend]

with a picture of JAR wage slip from last year. 84k a week.

 

You've read it wrong.

[Stevie H]

There's a gentleman that's going round

Turning the joint upside down

Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

He's an old ex-con that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe

Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

 

If you wanna squeal, said the FBI

We can make a deal, make it worth your while

So he told it all and in return

He got a credit card and a Thunderbird

And the maximum security

Even after plastic surgery

So go on and squeal, said the FBI

We can make a deal, make it worth your while

 

There's a gentleman that's going round

Turning the joint upside down

Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

He's an old ex-con that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe

Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

 

After all the talk then they wired him

And he took a walk with his crooked friends

And they joked about the good old days

And he recorded it on a reel of tape

He caught the mug who did in the forgery

And the babe in charge of larceny

So the FBI they rewarded him

Because they like a guy who will stab a friend

 

There's a gentleman that's going round

Turning the joint upside down

Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

He's an old ex-con that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe

Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha

 

There's a gentleman that's going round ....

 

If you wanna squeal, said the FBI

We can make a deal, make it worth your while

So he told it all and in return

He got a credit card and a Thunderbird

He got a spanking new identity

And a condo down in Miami

He bought a plane, a boat and jewelry

But he couldn't buy any company

 

There's a gentleman that's going round ....

There's a gentleman that's going round ....

[RP]

Shows £30 grand a week.

[Murphman]

You've read it wrong.

 

 

No he hasn't.

[allez les rouges]

it could be a month i suppose. although it refers to week 24.

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Shows £30 grand a week.

poor bu@@er

[CarraLegend]

No he hasn't.

 

Yes he has

[RP]

It is dated 1st Sep 2006 and shows:

 

£120k per month basic salary

£250 Point Bonus

£4000 Appearance Bonus

£15384.62 Champs League Bonus

 

 

Also shows that y-t-d pay (after 24 weeks of the year) has been £765527.76 (annualised = £ 1,658,000 = just under £32 grand a week.

[Murphman]

it could be a month i suppose. although it refers to week 24.

 

 

£120000 per lunar month plus a bit of bonus.

[Frosty Jack]

Yes he has

 

okay so thats turned upside down, on each end, and reversed whilst held up to the light.

what does it say the right way round?

[RP]

No he hasn't.

 

 

You're mental.

 

I forwarded the email to you and your reply was "I'm missing something here, that's £30 k per week plus bonuses, about what you'd expect him to be on surely?"

[owenthomas]

[Murphman]

You're mental.

 

I forwarded the email to you and your reply was "I'm missing something here, that's £30 k per week plus bonuses, about what you'd expect him to be on surely?"

 

 

You're the one who's mental. I was telling Carralegend you didn't have it wrong.

 

Edit -My mistake- I thought he was talking about you. Doesn't make me mental it makes me short sighted.

Edited October 29, 2007 by Murph

[RP]

Re-read the thread you soft c***.

 

Carralegend wasn't replying to ME, you senile old tw**.

 

[allez les rouges]

It is dated 1st Sep 2006 and shows:

 

£120k per month basic salary

£250 Point Bonus

£4000 Appearance Bonus

£15384.62 Champs League Bonus

Also shows that y-t-d pay (after 24 weeks of the year) has been £765527.76 (annualised = £ 1,658,000 = just under £32 grand a week.

 

aye. just read it properly.

[CarraLegend]

You're the one who's mental. I was telling Carralegend you didn't have it wrong.

 

since when has RP been called Allezlesrouge?

[Murphman]

Re-read the thread you soft c***.

 

Carralegend wasn't replying to ME, you senile old tw**.

 

 

 

Just edited the post.

[Bootle Buck]

I've seen Sunday League players better than Riise. He ought to be paying the club to play.

[RP]

Just edited the post.

 

 

Surprised you didn't f*** the edit up too.

[Coyler]

That's a bit of a s***ty thing to be doing to someone, leaking their wage slip.

[Stevie H]

murph plumbs new depths of senility.

[Murphman]

murph plumbs new depths of senility.

 

 

Bolllocks I've just misread who made the post, I've done much dafter things than that.