Loose Women

Barnesy_10 · March 27, 2007

f***ing hell

so here I am on my paternity leave... sat there and the wife puts on this programme called Loose Women.... I am thinking it sounds interesting, until I see that its a daytime TV programme... Four bints sat at a table basically talking about men for an hour... they have men guests and the topics are all men men men.... The panel occasionally includes That Sheree Murphy... Kewells missus, where she non stop goes on about 'Harry's bum' (according to my missus)...

anyway, some of the topics today included going camping... where one of them said that she once woke up a hole campsite with her orgasms.... though she pretended to be embarassed by telling the whole country, it was obvious that she loved it.... then Some bloke e-mails in.. John from Merseyside .... 'tell Jane Macdonald that I would love to go camping with her... I would help pitch her tent'... they then repeat it to sound lurid and seedy... then all the women in the audience lap it up..

then the topic turns to rape.. and to be honest I couldn't think of a group of less qualified people to discuss such a sensitive topic at midday... but they went on about it... and all of them bickered until they agreed that women need to be careful around men who are all after one thing etc etc etc.... don't wear a short skirt around a man after 10pm as he wants to rape you.... it was cringeworthy..

then the first guest comes on... some fella off holby city.... loads of wolf whistles... all the women on the panel wafting their faces with their crap scripts... it was pathetic to watch....

The wife said last week they had that Duncan fella on it from the ice skating and he was showing them all some trick with his tongue... needless to say all the women were swooning over that..

my Rant really boils down to the fact that if they had a show called 'Firm Men' (for example) where four middleaged ex 'celeb' men sit their, only have female guests and basically act all sleazy toward them, and only have an audience of men who wolf whistle to their hearts content to the guests... then surely it would be condemned? taken off the air etc etc...

needless to say I have banned the wife from watching it.........

.... unless Jane Macdonald gets her paps out..... now she is a MILF!

stressederic · March 28, 2007

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