Rehashed Liverpool songs

[jon_hall]

with todays Echo reporting that Everton are going to move to Kirkby, i think the need for new songs or amended songs might be needed.

 

Blues sign Tesco deal

Dec 11 2006

Exclusive By Dominic King, Liverpool Echo

 

 

EVERTON Football Club have signed an exclusive deal towards the building of a new stadium in Kirkby.

 

The Blues have agreed that the move four miles from Goodison is now their preferred option, and have reached formal agreement with Knowsley council and Tesco to start the project.

 

The news of the deal will be formally announced to shareholders tonight at the club's AGM at Goodison Park, the Blues home for 114 years.

 

If the scheme goes ahead it would not only provide Everton with a world-class venue but would also mean a multi-million pound regeneration of Kirkby.

 

It is hoped the three-way partnership with Tesco and Knowsley will keep costs of building the venue to an absolute minimum.

 

 

However,the club, which has made no comment on today's agreement, will tonight emphasis the fact that no final decision on moving has been taken.

 

Above all, the Blues will stress their supporters will be fully involved during negotiation and discussion, and well before any final decision to quit Goodison.

 

Although the project is only in its infancy, if it was to be adopted and completed, the centrepiece would be a state-of-the-art stadium for the Blues, a world class venue which would hold at least 50,000 people.

 

Though they would ideally have preferred to have remained within the Liverpool city boundary, it is believed the as-yet undisclosed potential stadium site stands less than four miles from Goodison as the crow flies.

 

Despite recent talk of a move to Kirkby, Everton have always maintained there were three options open - a new, stand-alone stadium, a shared stadium with Liverpool FC, or the rebuilding of Goodison.

 

With Liverpool now close to concluding a huge investment deal with Dubai and the cost of regenerating Goodison believed to be prohibitively high, Blues chairman Bill Kenwright and his fellow directors arethought to have opted for a move away from the club's much-loved home.

[Boca]

So they've signed an exclusive deal and reached a formal agreement but still say this...

 

...Above all, the Blues will stress their supporters will be fully involved during negotiation and discussion, and well before any final decision to quit Goodison.

 

[charlie clown]

EVERTON Football Club have signed an exclusive deal towards the building of a new stadium in Kirkby.

 

The Blues have agreed that the move four miles from Goodison is now their preferred option, and have reached formal agreement with Knowsley council and Tesco to start the project.

 

they get funnier and funnier - it was their only option. Stopped from free-loading on our backs they've now had to get their fingers out and earn their own money.

[jon_hall]

They should have spent £30 million on Kings Dock...

[Billy Dane]

I thought that ,according to Tom Cannon (?), Everton were further down the road to a new ground than us?

[Rich Gobey]

It will have the tesco value livery all over it.

[PhilM]

It will have the tesco value livery all over it.

 

Obviously Tesco's value range is not enough Blue and White s**** for the company.

[Guest sonofshankly]

I cant wait the dirty Blue sh*te scum OUT of the city!

[jon_hall]

I cant take credit for these, found these on Kipper. Pished myself!

 

Name for new stadium!

 

'The Calderon of mediocrity'

 

'The Wyness Bowl'

 

'Stadio Del Knowsley'

 

'The New Tramp'

 

And i thieved these off someones post on RAWK

[Guest sonofshankly]

Can you picture it at the tesco stadium,

buy one player get another one free!

[Guest sonofshankly]

Just think liverpool fc the only club.playing in the city of liverpool. oh yes!

And the Blue sh*te stuck in the countryside outside the city i cant wait.

[Kopfaithful]

i think their "banks of the royal blue mersey" song might just end up as the "banks of the royal blue kirkby". i love what losers the blues are.

[Guest sonofshankly]

i think their "banks of the royal blue mersey" song might just end up as the "banks of the royal blue kirkby". i love what losers the blues are.

 

Losers your being kind arnt you!

The blue sh*te with bull*hit billy in charge will no dought fu*k this move up just like the kings dock move!

[Kopfaithful]

Losers your being kind arnt you!

The blue sh*te with bull*hit billy in charge will no dought fu*k this move up just like the kings dock move!

 

 

i'm convinced it won't happen to be honest - but i actually want them to go. i think it would be smart for the people of knowsley :-)

[Guest sonofshankly]

i'm convinced it won't happen to be honest - but i actually want them to go. i think it would be smart for the people of knowsley :-)

 

Well with billy bull*hit nothing is simple.

But i want the dirty Blue ba*tards out of the city so much.

I just hope bull*sit billy gets it right this time!

[AntM]

I cant take credit for these, found these on Kipper. Pished myself!

 

Name for new stadium!

 

'The Calderon of mediocrity'

 

'The Wyness Bowl'

 

'Stadio Del Knowsley'

 

'The New Tramp'

 

And i thieved these off someones post on RAWK

 

evertonmetro

[fyds]

As I recall, four miles from Woodison would mean they are supposedly building on the old Croxteth Bus Station on the East Lancs. If they build in the most logical place to fit in a new wooden stadium and a Tesco's hypermarket - Towerhill, on the north western edge of Kirkby, they will be closer to 8-9 miles from Woodison at least.

 

That's a fair bit on from North Wales

Edited December 12, 2006 by fyds

[Kopfaithful]

As I recall, four miles from Woodison would mean they are supposedly building on the old Croxteth Bus Station on the East Lancs. If they build in the most logical place to fit in a new wooden stadium and a Tesco's hypermarket - Towerhill, on the north western edge of Kirkby, they will be closer to 8-9 miles from Woodison at least.

 

That's a fair bit on from North Wales

 

I was pretty sure the I heard on the radion this morning that they said the site is 4 miles from the city boundry not Woodison.

[fyds]

i'm convinced it won't happen to be honest - but i actually want them to go. i think it would be smart for the people of knowsley :-)

When I was growing up in Kirkby though, it was perdominantly a Reds place. A new Blues stadium should provide a cheap source of firewood for some years.

 

I was pretty sure the I heard on the radion this morning that they said the site is 4 miles from the city boundry not Woodison.

That would make more sense, as the city boundary is at Moorgate Road, the entrance road from the lancs to Kirkby.

[Kopfaithful]

Well with billy bull*hit nothing is simple.

But i want the dirty Blue ba*tards out of the city so much.

I just hope bull*sit billy gets it right this time!

 

You see he's something else to love about the blues. It's been brilliant since he's taken over and we get all his lovey antics on the telly - i think he's funny as f*** and they fall for his drama queen stuff all the time.

[Guest sonofshankly]

You see he's something else to love about the blues. It's been brilliant since he's taken over and we get all his lovey antics on the telly - i think he's funny as f*** and they fall for his drama queen stuff all the time.

 

Its nice to know you love the blue Bas*ards as much as i do!

[Kopfaithful]

Its nice to know you love the blue Bas*ards as much as i do!

 

it's funny, when i was younger they didn't bother me at all. ok, i wanted them to lose every week, but really as long as we were above them come may, i was not too fussed what happened with them. but somehow through their relentless bitterness of the 90's, i'm getting as bitter as them and i really enjoy watching them make absolute t*** out of themselves, week in week out. even the derby this season, when you should be gutted, they even lightened the mood then with that non-league/rugby/loser wool/no-mark "cheerio" song they sung. it was comical and it actually made what should have been a bad day bearable .. knowing no matter what happens, at least we're not them!

Edited December 12, 2006 by js

[johngibo YPC]

How about some new names for the club?

The Knowsley Values?

Every Bitter Helps?

[Bigal]

Every other Satdee is me half day off

And it's to Tescos I goooo

You'll see me walking down the cold meat aisle

Of me local Tesccooooo

I love to see the checkout girls with blue pinnies on

I love to hear the till go beeeepp

But I don't have to tell you that the best of all

I love their organic leeeeeek

BUT

When I when I went to Asda, for the very last time

Like I should have done years beforeeee

We went and queued at Tesco all the blues

100,000 strong

To open up the superstooooorreee

 

Oh Tescooooo, oh oh oh Tescoooooo

I'd walk a million miles

Up one of your aisles

Oh Tescooooo, oh oh oh Tescoooooo...

[jon_hall]

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