Songs For Kuyt Thread

[Guest Ant]

Oh Your Name is Dirk Kuyt

 

(Oh Your Name is Dirk Kuyt)

 

You Came from Netherlands

 

(You Came from Netherlands)

 

You Love us very much

 

(You Love us very much)

 

OOOOOOO

 

Dirk Kuyt Kuyt

 

Dirky Dirky Kuyt Kuyt

 

Dirk Kuyt Kuyt

 

Dirky Dirky Kuyt

 

[Ronnie Whelan]

It has to be that one from the "He has officially signed" thread:

 

 

Red & White Kuyt

Red & White Kuyt

WO, OH, WO, OH.

 

Classic stuff.

[Guest TanMan]

Something to the tune 'Let's go fly a kite' would be cool

 

There goes Dirky Kuyt,

Playing like a piece of schite

The Dutch league is really trite

He's been found ow-ot

 

 

or the Pearl and Dean music from the cinema

 

Dir-Dir-Dir-Dir-Dir-Dir-Dirk Kuyt.

[magneto]

Shmok and a pancake

He'll have a shmok and a pancake

Shmok and a paaaancake

He'll have a shmok and a pancake

[Guest RedLegend]

Kuyt Kuyt Wherever you may be

They wear clogs in your country

But he came on a plane to sign for the reds

Him and his...big blonde head

[Sara]

Kuyt Kuyt Wherever you may be

They wear clogs in your country

But he came on a plane to sign for the reds

Him and his...big blonde head

 

 

You weren't doing too bad until the last line

[DazzlaJ]

You weren't doing too bad until the last line

 

Oggy oggy oggy

Kuyt Kuyt Kuty

[Frosty Jack]

"For the benefit of Mr Kuyt" is a clear winner, funny, catchy, local connection etc.

 

But the one to catch on is bound to end up "Super Dirky Kuyty" or something similarly s****.

[Puskas]

I agree with Aeroflot...

 

For the benefit of Mr. Kuyt

Harry K will cross tonight - from left wing

The ball will hang up in the air

land on Dirk Kuyts long blond hair - what a scene

Over all defenders soares the header

and lastly past the goalies stretching dive

In this way Mr. K will challenge the world

 

The celebrated Mr. K

performs his feats on Saturday near Shanklys gate

the Koppites all will dance and sing

as Mr. Kuyt smacks the ball in, don't be late

Senor Rafael assures the public

his production will be second to none

And of course Peter the Tall juggles the ball

 

The match begins at ten to three

when Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound

And Jermaine P. will demonstrate

ten stepovers he'll undertake on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation

a splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight Mr. Kuyt is topping the bill

[DazzlaJ]

Some come up and some come young

Live to love and give good tongue

Sit down get down in the sun

Rocket to the woman is on the one

 

I like dirk

 

I like dirk

 

I like dirk

 

I like dirk

[Gunga Din]

I agree with Aeroflot...

 

For the benefit of Mr. Kuyt

Harry K will cross tonight - from left wing

The ball will hang up in the air

land on Dirk Kuyts long blond hair - what a scene

Over all defenders soares the header

and lastly past the goalies stretching dive

In this way Mr. K will challenge the world

 

The celebrated Mr. K

performs his feats on Saturday near Shanklys gate

the Koppites all will dance and sing

as Mr. Kuyt smacks the ball in, don't be late

Senor Rafael assures the public

his production will be second to none

And of course Peter the Tall juggles the ball

 

The match begins at ten to three

when Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound

And Jermaine P. will demonstrate

ten stepovers he'll undertake on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation

a splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight Mr. Kuyt is topping the bill

 

 

That is absolutely fantastic, would love to get that going in teh pubs around the ground, fantastic

Edited August 18, 2006 by big wayne

[Andy @ Allerton]

From "Fly a kite" from Mary Poppins

 

Pass! Pass! Pass to Kuyt!

He'll score against the s****!

Give the ball to Kuyt!

And send us cheering!

 

Pass! Pass! Pass to Kuyt!

He'll score against the s****!

Give the ball to Kuyt!

And send us cheering!

[Puskas]

Am I allowed to post songs for other players in the 'Songs for Kuyt' thread?

 

Ah, what the hell , here's a couple for Momo (thinking about Mr. Ballack's 'monstering' the other day ):

 

Should he stay or should he go now?

Should he stay or should he go now?

If he goes there will be trouble

And if he stays it will be double

So you gotta let him know

He's been monstered by Momo

 

(Second one is to 'Sweet Home Alabama')

 

Our Momo Sissoko

His tackles are so true

Our Momo Sissoko

Midfield monster are you

Our Momo Sissoko

 

That is absolutely fantastic, would love to get that going in teh pubs around the ground, fantastic

You mission, Big Wayne, should you choose to accept it...

 

Please do get it sung. As an OOCer I'm unfortunately unlikely to get it going myself...!

[Jeff guitar]

we say, pass to dutchie from the left hand side

we say, pass to dutchie from the right hand side

Give it to Kuyt and he will shoot and score

Give it to Kuyt and he will shoot and score

 

 

[slapnuts]

Ostrich man is a tranny

 

He has shagged his granny

 

Ostrich man shags his Da tuesday night!

 

Super Dirk Kuyt?

 

 

[redjersey]

Might have to rethink some of these songs. Just listened to the Press Conference from yesterday and when he was asked how to pronounce his name, Dirk said "Durk Koyt, I think is the best way. If you say it in Dutch it's 'Deerk Kowt' but that's maybe difficult here." Rafa pronounces it the Dutch way, but "Kite" doesn't seem to come into it.

[Andy @ Allerton]

So it's said like a 1930s Chicago Ganster saying 'kite' then?

[Jeff guitar]

Might have to rethink some of these songs. Just listened to the Press Conference from yesterday and when he was asked how to pronounce his name, Dirk said "Durk Koyt, I think is the best way. If you say it in Dutch it's 'Deerk Kowt' but that's maybe difficult here." Rafa pronounces it the Dutch way, but "Kite" doesn't seem to come into it.

 

Kowt, Kowt.

Put that joint out

wash down your space cake with a bottle of stout

Come on and score for liverpool now

Come on and score for liverpool now

 

 

 

 

 

 

There once was an ugly dutch striker

who made poor Glen look a Tool

Cause the only team,

that he'd ever dreamed,

Of leaving holland for was Liverpool

Now he scores for the reds with header or a shot

in front of a swaying Kop

 

There once was an ugly dutch striker

Who was uglier than Gordon Brown

But Peter Beardlsey

and iain dowie

Make him feel better when he was down

Now he scores for the reds with header or a shot

in front of a swaying Kop

Edited August 19, 2006 by Jeff guitar

[Rusty Shackleford]

I was browsing another clubs forum and there was a good attempt at a Kuyt pisstake. To the itchy and scratchy tune from the Simpsons.

 

He's Kuyt

He's s****

Ke's Kuyt He's s**** He's Kuyt

Kuyt Kuyt Kuyt

s**** s**** s****

The ugliest forward line

 

Be nice to see their reaction when he starts banging them in.

 

Persnally I agree with the 'for the benefit of Mr Kuyt' song. As another poster said it has a local connection and is a simple enough tune for everyone to pick up. I don't see it being sung in the ground though, I think it'll remain in the bars mostly.

Edited August 19, 2006 by PoonTangClan

[redjersey]

Right click and save below for an mp3 file of his pronunciation. About 400kb.

 

Kowt? Koyt? Right click and save target

 

Bet everyone will still say Kite though.

[Igors Uncle Dave]

Oh Your Name is Dirk Kuyt

 

(Oh Your Name is Dirk Kuyt)

 

You Came from Netherlands

 

(You Came from Netherlands)

 

You Love us very much

 

(You Love us very much)

 

OOOOOOO

 

Dirk Kuyt Kuyt

 

Dirky Dirky Kuyt Kuyt

 

Dirk Kuyt Kuyt

 

Dirky Dirky Kuyt

 

 

 

You didnt mention a particular piece of music so I assumed it was to pachelbel's canon