Gerry

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I saw some Opta stats that had Spurs with something like a 5% chance of being relegated. Seemed far too generous.

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This is probably the stupidest loss you'll ever witness.

And there we go. s*** all round.

Someone should create a video of all our corners in this game and set it up in some art exhibition.

I think Van Dijk is going to brain the next person who f***s up a corner.

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The problem with the Cunha incident is that the consequences of the action bear no relation to the seriousness of the offence. You're gifted a goal and your opponent is reduced to 10 for a marginal foul on the edge of the box. Feels like you're rewarding that kind of s***house behaviour by forwards. As for the fouls in the Arsenal game, the PL were making a big thing about holding offences at the start of the season; they seem to have given up on that entirely. Arsenal aren't the only team to do it but some of the stuff they got away with at corners yesterday was mad.

I reckon whilst their corner routines are clearly quite effective, it's mostly about Declan Rice's delivery. He is f***ing good at swinging in a corner at pace.

Was that the guy doing a fist pump when he tackled Salah and it went for a corner? Proper weird.

Good job we're scoring goals today because our defense has been absolute pish.

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f***ing infuriating that we haven't been a little less s***.

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Kavanaugh with a ridiculous decision to give a free kick rather than a penalty. Newcastle score anyway.