Has anyone ever done that trick of getting booze into festivals by offering up a sacrificial can to distract from the bottle of spirits hidden underneath it? City admitting to signing under-18 players is that. "You've got me bang to rights, Mr Security Guard. Keep up the good work."
Juve are definitely in a rush to sell players, city in talks for Cancelo, Arsenal looking to loan Rugani. Not sure if there's anyone there we could take a look at
If all rumours are to believed they could end up with: Maguire Longstaff Bruno Fernandez Pepe Don't think all of them will happen and even if they did I wouldn't be too concerned. They've also lost Herrera who always seemed like their only player who could be arsed when I saw them.
That joao Felix just cost atletico €120 million and he's got one full international cap, it is all mad. I do like the look of Sancho though, he hasn't really made any noises about leaving this summer so maybe he's waiting for us next year.
The third one looks like they're wearing some kind of magic eye tabard The socks on the second kit are seriously bad. Like maybe we should try to intervene before they actually wear it.
Oh that's funny actually isn't it, he seems like he's been nailed on for spurs for years. Something about how he doesn't want to move up north? Seems like he could be a good option for us on the left, even if he wants to be a winger
Only just checked, Betis finished tenth! Could imagine that meaning at least the top half in the premiership have passed on him. Even if he was f***ed he would have been a classic West ham signing.
There'll be some games at anfield where teams won't even be getting out of their half so maybe it's worth having a bit of a play around. Put fabinho at centre back and Lallana in front of him or something.
Crazy to think of the amount of sides who must have passed on him for him to end up at Betis. They must have used sellotape to put his knee back together
Klopp confirming Lallana in the number 6 isn't a wind up. Could expect to see him there against bottom half sides (until he gets injured) https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/356839-jurgen-klopp-adam-lallana-new-position-no-6
"Manchester United have been left stunned after being quoted £50 million for Sean Longstaff by Newcastle United." Already falling foul of the precedent they set by paying that daft amount for wan-bissaka