RafaShanks

He is hard for a 9 year old girl.

Hmmmn. I wish that was the case. You never know though. Parry did say a few weeks ago that it was close, but then again, he's said that plenty of times before in the past.

You referring to the other "Dirk Kuyt" thread?

18:11.

Don't think that'll work though because Sevilla would rather not sell him.

I'd rather have Alves at twice the price.

Imagine Alves in tandem with Pennant on the right, considering what opions we have on our left hand side. We would rip teams a new a******.

The whole of Anfield was too quiet for my liking yesterday. Hammers fans constantly reminded us of the fact.

This should cheer up the miserable b*****d:

Anyone think we'll be back in for Alves now that we've qualified for Champs league group stages?

I think he's quality!!!* *joke.

Not as ridiculous as yours.

Wasn't it more to do with Rafa? I'm sure Didi wanted to stay, but wasn't given much of an option, hence the fiasco that ensued with his choice for another club. I miss the re-assurance that Didi gave us whenever he played. Didn't Zenden only sign a two year deal, this being his last year?

Bellamy for me. Worked his ass off the WHOLE game without any joy. I can't wait for him and Dirk to play up top together. Agger also shone when he came on for Carra.

Gutted!!! Didnt' create enough in the 2nd half to win. Lucky to get the penalty. Attrocious goal to give away. Things didn't go our way today with injuries, pitch etc. Kuyt nailed on starter against the Hammers. Onwards and upwards.

Just found another quality Dirk goals compilation.

Can someone please upload the full Dirk/Rafa PC from .tv please.

He's gonna be the new stepover king.

As if you have options.

Just found this on google: Dirk banging 'em in Apologies for the shocking music.

Me too. Still gutted that he isn't here. Can't we swap Zenden for him?

Lucas Neill.

Winning every competition that we take part in.

Dirk quotes from the press conference from the Offal: KUYT PROUD TO BE A RED Steve Hunter 18 August 2006 Dutch international Dirk Kuyt reflected on his dream move to Liverpool and declared: "It is a special feeling to be here." Rafael Benitez's new signing said he can't wait to get started in a red shirt and revealed he had no hesitation once Liverpool came in for him. "I think Liverpool is a fantastic club with a lot of great history and it really is a dream to sign for them," enthused Kuyt. "There were other clubs from England interested in me but Liverpool gave me that special feeling to make me want to play for them. I have said all along the only club I would have left Feyenoord for is Liverpool and I'm really happy to be here. "It really is a big honour for me to play for Liverpool. I watched a lot of Liverpool matches on the television in Holland. I watched the Champions League final which was the most crazy match I've ever seen! It was great for Liverpool to win it and always when Liverpool play in finals they are crazy matches like the FA Cup and UEFA Cup in 2001. "I have always loved watching Liverpool play. I won't lie and say I have been a fan since I was two years old but this is a special club with a lot of history that I admire very much. It is a dream to play for them." Kuyt also revealed he won't set himself any personal goal targets but promised he would give his all for Liverpool. "I won't say I'm going to score 20 or 30 goals this season as for me the most important thing is the team wins and I am a player that wants to win trophies with this club," added the new Reds number 18. "I can make goals as well as scoring them and I don't feel any extra pressure as I'm used to it."