Jarg Armani

Some unknown balloon on X said Ibou said he was ok after but I’m just clutching at anything really

Was there any word about ibou there? Reckon Bradley might be alright, hopefully something and nothing

It depends. I reckon those two will make it but the jury is still a little bit out due to fitness and physicality at times. Anyway it's a stupid conversation diversion by me, please ignore it.

I don't think I ever thought any of them were going to make it except the amazing ones. Sterling, Owen, Trent. Gomez I guess, he's probably made it, despite his weird career. Jones and Elliott still haven't quite.

Haha yeah Foden is that old U Wot M8 meme Real life Beaker

I’ve never known anything like that face. He’s a living emoji. Can any forumites think of any other famous / historical figures who can be reduced to a single expression?

Or get so annoyed by our brilliance that his cardie twirls into a tornado and strangles him.

Maybe the PL should get some refs from the elite sharia law pool.

Kavanagh reffed the 1-1 draw at the etihad last year apparently. Can’t remember much of any decision making hoo haa. Still don’t get why there aren’t a load of Gtr London refs they could deploy for this sort of fixture.

It was looking for INJURIES rather than FITNESS. He hasn’t got any injuries. Or any fitness.

It’s like he’s won an amazing competition to train really near a top team every day for a year. All expenses paid!

Yeah, it really doesn't matter. Even 'seriously damaging Real's chances' of qualifying just plays into their pain in the a*** season arc where they win the CL from the most impossible angle.

V. Vicious Hungovia

How dare you ask. You are now under investigation.

It’s at half 3

I’m proud that I’ve been a small part of making him feel bad over the years. He should use his platform to tell other players not to make the same mistake he did.

My Eintracht mate says: “He's had ups and downs at Wolfsburg and was on loan in St. Pauli and Stuttgart. Obviously our sports director saw something in him and he was right. But normally, it is not possible that he keeps performing on this level. The football that Toppmöller likes to play is perfect for him, Marmoush's skills are exactly what that kind of football needs. I haven't seen too many Slot matches, but for Klopp football he would suit well.“

Newcastle not looking particularly great shakes. Bit predictable and get attable.

I thought there was a player called Les Gems then. Lesley Gems.

Everyone was extremely poor in moments. But when it was 0-0 and then when it was 2-1 to them, almost everyone was good. I am a bit concerned in a general way about how much worse we are when Macca isn’t playing. He does tend to miss games here and there, if they are hard aways we will likely not keep getting away with it. We need a f*cking midfielder lads.

Same question, several days later. I hate how there are no imposed timescales, zero pressure on these pricks to sort their sh*t out in a timely fashion. They are arguably less accountable than the actual police.

I always call him Delicious Julia in my head. It's not very funny but I'm a bit jaded after yesterday so I've lost my inner monologue.

The club has almost zero credit in the bank in terms of people being confident they can get transfers done, or almost anything else. I actually think they will get Mo and Virgil sorted, the facts are that the players want to stay and the club also wants them to stay, so surely the rest is just details. But yeah I'm not having any snooty pronouncements from on high from the guys who completely bodged the most recent transfer window and are happy to see dirty contract laundry constantly being aired in public, manager being asked about dirty laundry every 3-4 days, running the risk of upsetting a great season.

Urgent calls going back and forth about how it is going to feel weird writing 2025 in your homework diary.

I suspect it’s more a time than a monetary negotiation but regardless, there is a number which Mo will accept, there is an number the club would like, the club is being told by all sides that they need to swallow their egos and move further towards mo’s number.