Hieronymus Bosch

The question is can I put up with Clive Tyldesley for 90 minutes?

So Benitez is only a "very, very great manager". What a total lack of respect

Score draw. Think Chelsea would take 0-0

Oh my god, I'm so, so sorry! Prat.

Redknapp name dropping Lampard at any given opportunity

Can't understand why Zenden's ahead of Gonzalez

B Sharp; Sharp shooter; Billy Fury. What great source material!

High praise indeed

Perhaps, if you look hard enough

Chibumba, Janus, and now Berbov!

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Livid. Fancied playing Valencia minus Albelda, Ayala and probably Albiol if we get through. At least Essien's out of the next game

At the end of the day, he can score a goal from absolutely nothing - that has to be at least a place in the squad...

Agreed

Or Riise, even. What a puppet I am...

Same here, but perhaps with Finnan and Riise coming in. I'm not all that fussed whether Gerrard plays in the middle in general, but playing Pennant gives us a much better shape and we're much more of a threat going forward with him out wide. Also think that after the Arsenal win, Mascherano and Alonso should start, so to have all of the above play, Saturday's 4-4-1-1 formation is the only real option... Reina Finnan Carragher Agger Aurelio Pennant Alonso Mascherano Pennant Gerrard Crouch ---- Kuyt Bellamy Gonzalez Hyypia Zenden Arbeloa Dudek

I'd say three: Shanks, Gate and Godsmark

I think, under Benitez, we're destined to put forward an unexpected penalty taker in each Chimps Lge final we play...

Almost as pointless as my post

Dreamt last night with some clarity that Liverpool beat Man Utd 3-0 in this year's Chimps Lge final. Two goals from Crouch within the first ten minutes, and to cap it off, a Carragher pen (grass cutter, straight down the middle - VDS dived to the left) late doors. Worth a pony I reckon...

After almost an hour of shouting out "YEAH" at random, Mark Bright (on Shevchenko's goal) goes: "That was pure, that was absolutely pure." What a character!

Our website can't even spell the England boss's name correctly. Poor old Macca, he really is a no-mark...

I thought he said Javier Alonso

Thought Finnan had a poor game, personally

RIGHT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!