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Very decent first half. Very s***e second. Happy with the win. Let's hope those couple of goals have wet Isak's whistle and he goes on a bit of a bender.

Prison slang?

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With apologies to everyone. Especially Randy Newman. And Jeremy Jacquet... Baby take of your coat And take off your shoes Baby take off your dress, yes, But you can leave Jacquet on

We are not easy to watch

That'd be a pity.

Nooo, that'd be so unexpected... Oh, and by the way, I was being sarcastic

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"I hope he is, they buried him..."

That's as pathetic as our performance is going to be.

Such a s***e performance that

That was utter, utter, utter s***e that. Deserved a shoeing.

What midfield?

Decent.

Absolute madness. Guessing he's had one too many celebrating winning the Calcutta cup.

Great fun that. Much better than the usual s***e we've seen this season. Lovely moment for Ibou. Wirtz and Ekitike looking better every week.

Probably needed to be, some extra support cos of that perma-tanned pricks massive f***ing head

Didn't we all...

Good performance. Enjoyed it. Not to be a Debbie Downer on the whole thing but their defending was a tad passive and Mason f***ing Greenwood was their main attacking threat, the horrid little t***. We can only beat what's in front of us though, so hopefully we can build on this and put in some consistently decent performances.

Prick though, isn't he.

That team is plenty good enough to dominate Burnley and put in a performance that's entertaining. Enough on the bench to inject some life into the game when they tire later in the game. No excuses not to win here.

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This is it isn't it. Every f***ing team seems to be working harder than us on and off the ball (I've no statistics to back this up but it's got to be a fact), until that's addressed the standard isn't going to improve. We're not quick enough to rope-a-dope teams, and are missing Alexander Arnold's balls in that respect (yes, yes, Kenneth Williams), so we need to be working harder to create space for ourselves in possession and pressing smarter to force errors in the other team. At the minute we look like we think we can win games by putting on our pyjamas and reading the opposition a bedtime story. So, yeh, just f***ing run.