Earl Hafler

That's your best for quite some time.

Digging the new colour scheme

" The FA said it was "an appropriate penalty" that would punish the club and also "deter similar misconduct and maintain the integrity of the game". Bigger than the banks

Yeah. A 24 carat c***.

£10m fine - absolute f***ing joke after admitting cheating the system So they've basically signed as many players as possible prior to this transfer window ban. If Alonso knew then he's a Chelsea man now.

Tsimikas chucked it on the floor at one point.

Yeah, they replaced Senesi in about a month ( though they'd have been prepared for him leaving ) We did the right thing with Leoni last summer, just ridiculously unlucky with his injury

Neptune days are shorter but a year is much longer - it's orbited the Sun once since it was " discovered "

I wonder if they'll sign Toney. They do love a big number 9 up in Newcastle

I noticed an uncanny resemblance between Harry Maguire and Des from Neighbours Fine line between tumbleweed and genius.

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Not signing anyone of note when Slot arrived and then spending a small fortune on a tactical switch whilst the cracks widened

Strange player for Brazil. Stayed out on the touchline during the world cup, with the occasional late run in behind the fullback. He's not worth Salah wages.

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The pages were blank The pages were blank That 60 page dossier The pages were blank.

Sounds like we've shifted up a few gears

Also, looks the ideal type to get more from Isak and Wirtz

Pencils, vases, furniture.... depending on fans testosterone levels Most of our best signings during the last 10-12 years have been excellent players who weren't discussed on social media for months prior to them signing Hughes is a fraud, the lads left behind appear to be trying to sign players he'd targeted. Munoz is the one ray of hope that Iraola has some input

Jürgen was afforded more responsibility and had contacts throughout Europe My concern is that Iraola, undoubtedly an excellent manager, will be given less responsibility during a time of major upheaval in the recruitment departments.

They sold their first choice defence last summer. Did well under those circumstances

Pretty much. Similar to how we reacted to / prepared for football after Suarez - just an utter mess

MOTD with swearing and various celebrities playing darts instead of doing a lap like on Top Gear And Joe Cole.

Apparently no more Micah Richards on BBC or Sky, presumably because Rest Is Football has been picked up by Netflix I'm having a pint.

Flasher. Growler. Hmmmmmm