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If he makes the champions league they’ll keep him on, and then more of the same afterwards. We’re in a doom spiral that needs to be addressed immediately.

Should have gone months ago, should go tonight along with Hughes but will carry on this juggernaut of pigs*** until the end of the season.

Nobody closing him down

f***ing hell all Gakpos fault

A I was saying Gakpo what a player

Nice to see us moving the ball around like a Newtons Cradle again

Return of the s***show

Just avoid all corners and throw ins for the rest of the game

Linesman is s***e

Anyone who can’t beat the first man from a corner should be fined a weeks wages A nice distraction for the second half. We could all give tips on the best way to clean it up? What colour is the carpet in question? Did the tea contain milk? If so what type? Vitally important to the clean up process to have the details

All Salah’s fault this, we’ve been boss since he was dropped and went to AFCON

Now that’s clearly offside might play that next

Very few would do worse than this so it’s worth a go until the summer. A f***ing inanimate carbon rod would be better

Remember when teams used to be scared to win a corner against us because we’d hit them on the break and score?

Get the Roy Hodgson memorial cannon out. Have we got enough Gunpowder for Slot and Hughes ?

We’d be great at line dancing

Not surprised. Just going to turn Leonard up a bit louder. Dance me to the end…

Might play a record in the background rather than listen to commentary, was thinking Songs of Love and Hate, I see a Darkness, or OK Computer

Gakpo upfront ! We’re going to be slower than the Craggy Island over 75’s with this team

We got the premier league trophy on my birthday, also won the European Cup

I agree, if he’s got something to say say it, and if he’s not going to say anything then don’t allude to having something to say. He should own his terrible form as well

Don’t think he’s a spoofer, but I also think he’s not capable of turning this situation around or recognising his style of play doesn’t work in the PL

I haven’t read the full context of these quotes so maybe they are misleading but at face value it doesn’t sound like a happy dressing room.

It really isn’t. Worst run in 70 years with the most money we’ve ever spent in the summer against one the worst injury crisis’ we’ve had following a massive under investment and failure to address the injury problems. There is no context to explain this s***show. Worse run than anyone including Hodgson, there was plenty of context for Klopp. That klopp lost 6 in 8 is a terrible argument to justify the slot s***show as we all know the reasons for it. It’s disingenuous. There’s no excuses for this shambles there were plenty for Klopp. I don’t see him ever winning another trophy of any description for us