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Doak might have played in Japan but they f*cked up his Visa. Reckon these lads get picked off in the last week of the window.

There’s some more quotes from him saying that he can’t comment on other clubs’ conduct but Newcastle always try to do things the “right” way. He’s such a f*cking toad.

I reckon Isak’s camp will be 100% across our strategy and vice versa. I think the next stage is Isak making a formal transfer request, or at least escalating things there, forcing Newcastle to start bidding for players seriously and then opening the door back up for negotiations with us. Today’s bid basically gives Isak the opportunity to say to Newcastle, ‘make a deal, I want to go’. All a bit icky but it benefits us, so..

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It is 100% theatre.

My prediction is that next week we will see... Newcastle sign Wissa Isak telling Newcastle he has no intention of playing for them again Newcastle lining Watkins up We go back in with £130m

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If this is what the summer ends with, imagine what the next ten months could look like.

I think Harvey and Darwin would genuinely do really well there.

Haha exactly

We might get close to that with add-ons. Who f*cking cares, though? We sign this kid and we may be looking at our best ever side.

A lot of the stuff we've read in the last week has included the phrase 'a bid won't be made without encouragement from Newcastle' so we must have reached that point.

Must have sold a lot of shirts this morning, fair play.

Yeah all the chat seems to be that £60m is the base amount and we'll actually earn way more.

Nike deal was still active, I guess. I like that his squad number is also a palindrome.

Howay the lads! Keep it coming, you daft geordies.

You'd think Wissa is the Wilson replacement and then it's Sesko or Watkins to replace wor Alexander. I was confident last week but you feel Newcastle's dithering in the transfer market might scupper the whole thing. I reckon it will all kick off when everyone's back in the UK.

But I could see this happening.

Teamtalk innit.

lol

Yes! Support from Asian Dub Foundation, The Warm Jets and The Audience, featuring a very young Sophie Ellis Bextor.

I saw Stereophonics at the L2 in 1997 and loved that first album. Music for teenage lads innit.

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The fact that we haven't yet suggests some kind of agreement with Newcastle. Feels very stage-managed.

Wissa and Muniz is a better shout for Newcastle than Sesko, I reckon. United are going to pay him a fortune and he's completely unproven here. Scores good goals but I don't think he's worth the cash.