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And then f***ed off with your house.

An Oscar for best performance.

17 World Darts Champions titles

Chewie, can you also explain what's going on at CERN with the LHC. Thanks.

Got to love your optimism.

Mane, Mane, Mane, stop being a fanny, save us from Lazar.

I dont think anyone is arguing that Moreno couldn't be an asset going forward. That's not the f***ing issue though is it? Rash challenges leading to FK and Pens Square balls/headers into danger areas Neither of which have anything to do with his attacking attributes.

Indeed, and a short time later it's made it seem we've absolutely stolen Mane .

Mane, Mane, Mane, gets the fanny, him and Emre Can.

That's just a blatant lie, no way he'd fit in an F1 car

Benteke for Lukaku would make them worse, they can have him.

It was a brilliant day out, and a great game to watch. Im not sure why everything at Wembley has to be read out in and American accent, it's not the f***ing Superbow. That minor criticism aside, we had a ball. Miserable c****.

Parking close to Ruislip Tube station, any suggestions? Plenty of sidestreets or is it hard work? Cheers

Klopp hasnt worked with Markovic yet, so its only reasonable he looks at him a fair bit in pre season to assess whether he would fit in to his plans.

It's in a football fans DNA to laud the guaranteed success of rivals new signings and dis the chances of success of your own apparently unproven new signings.

You're not wrong there! I think there's more to do, definitely. But what we have done so far has made us much stronger, I think w*** is way overdoing it.

Bizarre 'innit

I'm pretty happy with what's happened so far, I think we look in decent shape and a significant improvement on last year. We've signed at least 4 new starters. However, I still think there's something major brewing.

Aye, strange. Having said that, he might be blowing the back doors off Amber Heard for his exercise, so, ya know.

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If you want top stars, it starts with cash, City and Chelsea have proven that. But Leicester have proven actually winning is not all about cash. Some hidden magic can make the world of difference. And we have Klopp. With Klopp, the allure, fanbase and history of Liverpool, we should be able to attract all but the very biggest names right now if the manager wanted them and the owners backed him. No doubt its getting harder though.

Or his internet connection.

You honestly dont think we've made major improvements so far this window, really?

A lad was supposed to doing some filming for us, didnt show up. Rang and then text him to ask where the hell he was, crews on standby etc and all I got back was "tbhcba" Improved my view of yoof no end. Little t*** could even be bothered with words, I mean, WTF!!

Is there any possibility that Klopp actually rates Moreno? We think he's a car crash, perhaps the boss doesn't.