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I'm sure Inzaghi was offside 3 times last night.............

Yeah but they idolise Shaun Goater

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Matthaus / Schuster / Breitner / Netzer / Can Nothing looks out of place there

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Frank Worthington, Derek Statham now Loic Remy. Damn these medicals........

Gus Poyet is my new favourite Uruguayan

How!

Even the close ups of the Brazilian women in the crowd, are sub-standard

"Big" Phil should put Fred Dibnah or Fred Dinenage upfront

Got my lighter fluid and swan vesta ready. Someone needs to get an effigy. Go the whole hog and reenact The Wicker Man

Nice that. Brendan has made us smile again. Can tell Brendan's been given a deserved pay increase. Straight to the Rolex shops, none of the £10 Rolex's that you normally get from Tenerife

Little known fact is that Zidane, quoted that as his inspiration, when France played Brazil in the 2006 World cup.

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He's related to Gary Neville

Loved the way Mourinhio had pre planned with his assistant, that, if needed to make a statement, he should go postal and he would step in as peacemaker. (FA Charge still hanging over him, so he couldn't be the one) He is so intelligent, its scary.

Beglin really really hates Luis

He wore horrendous jackets that where reject cast offs from Dynasty and was about 1/5th as good as Steve Nicol

Just love the way Mourinho shakes hands with the opposing manager and leaves before the game has ended, knowing the camera's will be focusing on this, whilst play goes on. He is in no way, this self-absorbed , "look at me, look at me", cheque book manager. When he took off his medal and started straight away, talking about his next move, minutes after Porto won the European Cup, should of alerted people to worra a cvnt he really is.

Right, last 20 minutes of Monkey Planet it is then

Cavani tonight, reminds me of Gary Birtles when he was at the Mancs

Kinda fall into place this, with what Scudamore has said and what Poll has openly admitted about reffing games involving United whilst Ferguson was in charge.

Really hope we get Chris Foy for the Chelsea game.

Lets hope the plane gets lost in the southern Indian Ocean (or hijacked by scientologists)