jon_hall

The murderer is a Liverpool player?

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Nothing harsh there.

Actually the cricket pitch had a s**** footy ground attached to it, plus it had the cricket pitch down one side not at the end.

The look on the face of David Moyes hurrah hurrah The look on the face of David Moyes hurrah hurrah The look on the face of David Moyes, with only ten men we t****** your boys And we all get blind drunk when Liverpool win 3-1

Tsk Tsk, who forwarded you the text? The text was as follows... We're sorry for the delay in getting an RAC mechanic to you. All our engineers are busy trying to restart the 'Beattie for England bandwagon'

OM / NWR If our police / club are going to act against our own fans, would it be within reason that the police should also be scouring the CCTV footage of the away end to arrest and charge probably 100-200 United fans for kicking off against the police and stewards once they knew they were being kept in. Nice and peaceful eh? They should charge every single one of them with violent disorder and ban them. At least Merseyside police keep your lot in, unlike the w*****s called Greater Manchester Police who prefer it to kickoff outside being the f***wits that they always have been.

Ah b******s i'll be in France when the home leg is on.

But only if Sunderland has moved to Norway, as that's looking north east.

f***ing hell i can see these ones unfortunately. Stair wise i am used to it so pace myself, rather than last years f***ing rush as we got in late.

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Your pint getting technique took longer than our first two goals

Mmm Michael Ball song anyone...

You can f*** off as well

The Everton one in town was completely empty the other week, even with sale posters all over the window.

Got in no probs at 7.10. Earliest i think i've been in a ground in England for ages. Even had time for a pint.

And also your dad has got a big fat head to Alex Bruce. A good atmosphere last night obviously helped by the two early goals.

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Mocker alert

So did i

He's normally non comittal when he ACTUALLY plays.

Trying to get a cab about 20 mins before wasn't a good idea. Next time we're booking one.