Yeah that's me trying to be funny and failing miserably as always. On topic; just saw an interview and a brief clip of Arbeloa playing for Depor. Seems to be a tall, strong athletic player. More of a cb, perhaps?
Neill seems to be the player we're most likely to sign atm. Have a feeling the Mascherano deal won't go through. Wouldn't say I'm concerned yet, as I have a sneaky feeling we are for a Rafa surprise signing.
The fee for the "swedish" feller is about 10 million Swedish kronor (about 650K £). The rest is based on appearances. That's what I've read elswhere, anyways.