The_Adder

Really? Im not, done well in certain games last year but should never be starting for us at the start of a premier league season when we have others who have much more quality in the squad. The boys got grit and determination and is a nuisance, but he is far behind others in terms of quality.

Looks short when he's on the pitch too, weird, he looks like a beast in Montse's photo! Agger, Kelly, Srktel, Carroll are all 6ft 3", although I know who I'd back in a bar room brawl and it wouldnt be the one who eats Slovakian Orphans for supper, dinner and tea and that is saying something.

Two Luis's in the same team, think is gonna get confusing isnt it?

Quite possibly yeah - blame the agent

Excelletn shout. He should be on the bench for a number of games, 15 mins here and there when we are 2-0, 3-0 up would be perfect.

He really is a div and is also very worried about us taking their place in the top four as everytime we are linked with a player he seems to go out of this way to find an article to the contrary. Its quite funny and I've enjoyed laughing at despair these last few days on there, long may it continue.

Still think we need a skilful and pacy right winger in the squad as Downing is our only out and out winger, would have love someone like Nzobia to mix it up a bit more.

There's f***all up with a few refried beans

Guessing it is because when they are fit they are the best in their positions so why wouldnt you, they are with us and currently injury free. Dann hasnt got the best injury record has he?

You sound like one of those looters

£16m Jordan Henderson is branded an 'expensive flop' despite having a very solid game away at Arsenal £15m Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is branded a 'very shrewd buy' despite not actually getting onto the pitch

Hmmm... it is a strange one, would have thought he'd be well here by now too. Him and Dann and I'd be well happy (with a striker, a skilful right winger and competition for Lucas of course ;-) )

Me too, s'pose you have Michael Owen, Johnathan Woodgate and Tony Hibbert too havent you? take the bait, take the bait, take the bait

He'll be here before Sunderland, no doubt about it and a very good signing he will be.

Bought the T-Shirt

Gotta be a made up rumour, shirley?

Jews, Gays, Peados. Only in the Transfer thread...

Clever Kenny, very clever.

He was I, I asked him about Mata and he was pretty certain we'd bsign him, guess not. I'm guessing he is either on about Higuin and our Xabi

We also lose the our hoooooooooooooooooof, who the f*** is going to hoof it??!

Hopefully Dann and Agger. He's pretty good on the ball Dann, liles to pass it out defender and is a 'proper' defender too, be a very smart signing. A defender of Johnson, Dann, Agger and Enrique would be one very comfortable with the ball and that would be something with havent had since... Carra got in the team Disagree, he's a very good player Dann, Doni would be the worst! I think Downing the best.

Jovanovic

Insua...

that would ruin his spiting us with him, Konchesky, Cole and his Danish lover