The_Adder

Rumours of both Hunterlaar and Walcott deals for January... That would be a little on the side of awesome.

Has he been watching Stewart Downing?

Not sure what games you have been watching Neil if you think Downing is a 7 / 10? He is far from that, 4 tops and that is being kind.

Liverpool fan, plays every game for us. Isn't playing for them at the moment. Would need to offer him a wedge mind...

Pepe Kelly - Srktel - Agger - Johnson Lucas Allen - Sahin Gerrard - Suarez - Sterling f***.

Ba, Hunterlaar, Walcott, Remy. My kind of targets. I think Walcott and Remy either side of Luis would be pretty special.

He could at one time, including actresses from Emmerdale

Like Demba Ba?

Torres is like the striker version of Joe Cole.

Ward Srktel Suso

Which f***** told him? You have cost this club millions and you will have dog poo posted through your letterbox

So true it actually hurts reading it

Joe Cole at Right Back

Ba all the way, wouldn't say no to a bit of Hunterlaar either, or Llorente who is completely frozen out at Bilbao, which might make him more available...

What I learned last night: Swansea's first team is better than out second team and that's about it, oh and that if Joe Cole was a dog he would be put down for the sheer decency of it all. Not sure how any one in their right might can overreact to what happened last night, Swansea deserved it for playing their first 11 and good on them, we tried to play our second team and it didnt work, at all, shame we didnt take it more seriously in some ways as it was a decent chance of a trophy but you can understand why.

Man City, Chelsea. Or Leo's "I'm going to DIE" Actually no, that was really f***ing funny

Re Torres Looking at the player is he now and forgetting all the history, which I think is the best thing to do here, would you look at him and go "ahhh yes that is what we need to improve us". My answer is NO. Let's go mental and sign them all

Henderson at right back, interesting... That could be the reverse of Heskey at LB in that it might actually work.

I'm down with that and Gerrard could be pushed right up to make it 4-3-3 as and when needed

Suarez to the right or left, doesn't matter, it needs doing.

His mothers got a penis?

That is a bit mental A new striker and Lucas back changes everything. Same system as we have now, Lucas in the Allen role, Allen pushed up, Suarez and Sterling wide and cutting in with Big Demba baing them in.

He did a great job on Joe Cole's belly

Downing and Henderson: The Re-Birth Nah, its all about Glen Johnson, I think Hendo could pull it off though.

That guy at the front looks nothing like Shelvey