Guy_Incognito

Was it against Villa when he scooped the ball over the defender on the touchline then ran around and got it? I miss him...

"We don't care what the Red s**** say..."

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f*** me He used to be my favourite player as well

That was for kicking the ball away. Which is for timewasting.

They could have got a 'Gerrard position' debate going off any answer whatsoever. It doesn't take much. I think he just goes out to the interviewer determined to give totally non-descript answers that don't actually say anything, just like Rafa. This was another example of that. Non-commital, vague non-answers.

Did he have a game this weekend then?

I agree. Although when he calls Yakubu 'The Yak' it's fecking cringeworthy. Like your dad trying to be cool.

As in the 'Big 3' finishing 1st, 2nd and 4th?

Bolton were long odds this morning as well. I nearly had them in my coupon, what with them being the a***'s bogey team and all, but then I remembered just how gash Bolton are this year. How wrong I was.

I think that ship's sailed, to be honest

I've been offered a spare for this from a mate of a mate The fecker gave it his uncle I have. Against the Glams a couple of seasons back. Didn't happen.

At one of my old mate's schools they used to chant "ooh ooh Barney, sausage on a sarnie"! Can't remember where he used to go to school. It was in Liverpool, like.#] Anyway, where were we?

I seen a belter the other day in, I think, The Guardian. Alan Mullery was discussing whether or not Rafa was right for Liverpool and was saying no (David Fairclough was saying yes). Anyway, Mullery said something along the lines of "I read a quote that really resonated with me - Why do we refer to a 'Big 4' when Liverpool are 14 points behind Man U?". FFS we've finished above Arsenal in the last 2 seasons, yet there was no talk of them not being in the 'Big 4'. Not that it actually matters that much, I suppose.

Does he actually think it looks decent?

Check Mascher out 12/13 seconds into that. Top.

Has he been given a 3 game ban? A glam at work just said he had and I went postal at him, about how Ferguson could get away with calling a ref a cheat and shouting all the cusses I could. He was quite shocked at it. I was as well, to be honest.

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I think he whinged that he never gets Bennett at home, only ever away.

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This is the best match thread ever! No one's said what the f***'s been going on I take it it finished 1-0 and was utter drivel? The Apprentice was alright, if anyone's interested.

Now, I'm no fan of the c**** obviously, but the worst thing about him for me is when the Glams stuck by him when he f***ed up and missed the drugs test. They paid him for 8 months when they could easily have suspended him or f***ed him off, and then as soon as it's time for a contract re-negotiation he starts having cosy lunches with Chelsea and refusing to sign unless they offer him ridiculous wages. Utter c***.

Probably, but the problem with it when it was tried was that often it'd take you too close to the area for a decent shot, but if you could pick where you thought you had the best chance then it could be quite useful. Only in certain instances, of course.

I'd be a fan of any dissent then the team with the free kick can move the ball to wherever they want within a 10 yard radius of where the foul happened

Expect a guard of honour if he's at the Theatre of Prawns again.