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Feck him. He's a classless twunt, a thug who's injured a few in his time, a manc, a multi-millionaire who played the "i'm a working class fan like the rest of you" card and took fans for fools until a big payday came. I'll go further than Anny and say I actually enjoy players from other clubs having injuries. I eagerly await them at matches. I pray for them with each hard tackle. There may be a few exceptions for 'nice guys' and career or life threatening ones. But not many, there's always a Reds-biased positive spin I can put on it.

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Can I give an honourable mention to the geniuses who decided to close off the entrances to the M58, M57 & A59 at Switch Island. A 50-minute queue from Aintree past Asda only to find another huge queue from there almost to Maghull. Cheers fellas, I enjoyed my enforced tour of the B roads of coastal Britain. Top work.

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The one thing that connects the footballers these rumours engulf is their team have hugely bitter local enemies. Campbell (suitable name?) may well be a player of the pink oboe. But I can't remember these rumours being around before he left Spurs.

Didn't work out?! It's because he didn't want to play with foreign players and for a foreign manager. The daft racist. Hope Jol bought him just to rot in the reserves.

Still think it's an obvious attempt by the club to cover up a disappointing transfer window after Parry & Gerrard's boasts.

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Surely number 1 is 'Arry??? Or is calling him 'Coach X' rather than 'Manager X' a clue? Souness never really had any lingering claims about dodgy dealings before the Boumsong story in all fairness. Though the Ali Dia story still amazes me.

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Er, who is Blackburn's number 21.... Matteo???

He also suffers from not scoring like he did at left-midfield. Some muppets (not you Mike) would say he's the greatest leftback in the world if he scored 12 a season but was still responsible for every single goal we conceded. "Goals = good players" for some.

"posing as a rich Arab" Can't believe celebs still fall for that! "he would quit as England coach if they win the World Cup this summer" Could quite easily have stopped reading there. "I asked him if he was happy. He said 'not really with the club'."

I think he's one of the best leftbacks in Europe (admittedly there ain't many good 'uns). He'll have a dodgy month every season due to confidence issues but his progression, particularly over the last 2.5 seasons has been great. Cole & Heinze may be better but Riise's right up there. I think it'd be difficult to improve on the position. Cover for him? Now that's an issue I'd like Rafa to look at.

"I'm sh*t, you should have bought Vidic."

£15m? Fecking hell.

True. He didn't score or maim anyone. Must do better next time out. It's not too late to sell him.

Didn't know he was there. I had high hopes for him, thought he could have been the new Mike Marsh.

Is this move at St Michael's behest?

Where be the Phil Babb?

He looks like Welsh in that piccie - I think Taylor's ripped us off, we've paid £1m for our own player.

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Around the time we were buying Sami we were linked with a huge CB at Aalkmaar. I forget his name but I continued to watch him on C5 and he'd have been great cover. But if he's also a possible for right midfield then I'm guessing it's not him. Finnan's been brilliant but does cover for there and right-mid put the shackles on Barragan?