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Mascherano was miles ahead of everyone today. Starting to pay back some of the £17M. He really got about and kept the ball exceptionally well. His distribution got us going forward and he looked to spread the play where possible

Jurgen Klinsman oh hang on... we'd need someone with some kind of pedigree really

win three games in a row and the posts are from the other extreme.

Game on the telly by the way?

Billy don't be a hero

And Titus Bramble

Torres was awarded a foul against for a shoulder charge in the back.... yet when the defender does the same to him it's nothing. If there's one thing to be said for Bennett (other than him being a c**k) he's consistently inconsistent

I love scoring from set pieces against teams like Bolton who rely on them as a platform for their own game

Kewell having a fine game so far

13498 at the game

Benny Noone..... that's qualification enough to play for Ireland

Ah ballls... if that's the case we need a new bloody song... took long enough to learn the "best midfield...." one

Red Tongue Rafa was also visible on "Kop 10 Champs League Moments" on lfc tv this evening. It was at one of the Chelsea semi's

One day last season Keys had some bug to bare about Liverpool and our "long ball" style. The King answering the question promptly corrected him in his sarky droll manner "it's called a long pass Richard"..... the contempt for Keys was there for all to see

The real giveaway was when Rafa overheard a few conversations Pako was involved in over the 3 years at Liverpool

In fairness Leo I can see you're taking the Mick but referring to Oz as a prison colony is hardly accurate. Guys were sent out there for stealing bread to feed their own families................ hardly a crime. It was just a political excuse to populate and lay claim to a vast continent. The ozzies sure can be nasty little fookers (or big fookers) on a sports field but ya gotta admire their will to win

I think I heard something about his first touch being brutal.... I'd tuned out to be honest. I wasn't having it.. I wasn't really up for a debate on it first thing this morning.... He was just arguing Royston Drenthe was the guy to go for this summer.. Time will tell I'm sure and he will gladly take it all back

Someone who's opinion I respected said to me today he's afraid Babel will be the new Heskey

RIP. My sympathies to his family and friends

Top tips there lads!

Yes there is... !!! When a girl is all teeth and you're screaming "Oh God" cos of the pain and she goes down harder mistaking your screaming for ecstasy

I'm a placente eating motherf***** aheee hee

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