I just think if this was true then it would have been all over the papers by now. This would be a huge story for a CEO of a club to publically slate the manager like that.
It is scientifically impossible for Fernando Torres to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Also better players giving him better ammunition. That pass from Gerrard was inch perfect and allowed him to pick it up with out breaking pace and flick it over the keeper. Two of the Worlds great players in perfect unison.