Walrus

Brilliant by Glen and Gerrard as cool as you like

f*** off

Definitely. I had a feeling Ryan would play well today, but he's as bad as ever.

That was a deserved goal. f*** off

Sign Robbie Keane!

Somebody tell the players we don't have a CL qualifier midweek this season. Looks like we're not at the races at all. Yossi for Babel at half time, please.

We're missing Xa.. Nah, let's give 'em a bit of time

Awful from us so far.

Good to see that Owen is as s*** as I've always thought he is (since 2004 or so). Much rather have Voronin than him with us.

Where's N'Gog?

Odd that 'arry is starting Defoe and Keane. Perhaps he thinks Carra and Skrtel will be a bit rusty on the turn...

Have a feeling Babel will have a good game today. Come on lads!

Would love it if Benitez scored from a Ferguson pass.

Anyone got their autographs?

What a punchable face that is.

According to the Chinese calendar?

Murphy, Barmby and Finnan off the top of my head.

Was excellent, just really, really unlucky.

Where the f*** has Cahill been by the way? Don't think I've seen him once this second half. Everton are funny, though, I have to admit

Haha 1-6!!!

I hate Arsenal.

Brilliant!

Why did he have to mention he's mates with Riise? I don't want to start disliking him this early

Rafa: "You've probably read in the papers who we sold in January without replacing him, no? So we'd like you to show us what... " Aquilani: "You mean like this, boss? 'I want the ball played there! Not f***ing behind me, Javier you idiot! Oi, ref!! That was a bloody foul on me!' Haha, I know all about Robbie Keane. " Rafa: "For f***'s sake, another £20M down the drain I suppose" Aquilani: "Only messing boss, honest!" Rafa: