Jonesy

6a side Monday similar age 7a side Tuesday with whippersnapers most under 35 6a side Thursday mixed bag. Parkrun Saturday morning. Since I don't really drink anymore these things have taken over. I'm gutted I drank on Sunday tbh. Hey ho...... I'll be having a drink at the palace game though.

He is the story teller and his story must be told...

I'm still playing at 51...so ner ner ne ner ner. Although I was bag of spanners last night. Couldn't trap a bag of cement.

Point of order you silly old goat. You never told me where you were going pre match! Despite the promise you would in the secret whatsapp chat! Let's have a few at the trophy lift game. I'll defo be on the train that day

It took me an hour to walk the 20 mins back to my car. I can only describe it as bouncing bedlam. I rarely drink these days. I drove home parked up walked to local club. As I knew few of my mates had watched the match there. There was only mate left there. For some reason I thought it was apt to drink Manchester Union. Three pints later I'm car keys deep in a bag and I've taken two dodgy looking paracEtamol! The best of it was it was jazz club. I f***ing hate jazz. But it's never made more sense than it's did last night. I just sat there bobbing along to jazz trying to make sense of the day. 10 words or less.... I feel f***ing great today, for now!

Well that libel lawsuit won't pay for itself. Edit: oooooooof!

Lucky to get away with the one they scored that was ruled out. I think the thing that made the refs mind up was all of our players stopped playing and complained in unison. I mean it was a foul all day long like, but if he doesn't blow var just shrugs it shoulders and goes meh goal!

Shallow Grave vibes.....

Mein Kamf double 0 memory

apart from the 'sign on chants' in the second half.....they were ok.

How have you got access to his personnel file? Do you work in HR

Those poor Japanese. What have they done to have you turn up and waffle on about war?

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He had the painters in that weeekend.

Hehe I'm messing. I don't know who it is. It's probs NYR.

I know. But I ain't no rat. It's not him by the way

It's really f*** all to do with us either way.

I mean to be fair to him, that could be just be in his own house.

Spare a thought for Slapnuts Pray for him. A red geordie. The lads never going to hear the end of it.

Forest stand a better chance

not the best haiku I've ever read. it's too many words for starters.

a great band. I've got all their early stuff on vinyl.

That and that Jurgen Macho match!

Yeah. It wasn't until I saw it on motd that I thought that too. But f*** em.

This was about 15 years ago. They were called soccertriads back then. Nike and Adidas must have been having a big clamp down. I had to email trading standards confirming I'd bought them for personal use thinking they were the genuine article There was some waffle in the letter about possible prosecution had I bought them knowing they were counterfeit