Jesus Quintanas Balls

Lallana out for a month with a thigh injury according to twitter. Makes a stronger case for Shakira.

Do, do, do, do do do do, do do do do, do do, Bal-o-tell-i.

Game has been delayed, so it's all on Sky Sports...

No domestic ban. 3 game international ban (which didn't actually apply as Zidane retired - he offered to do 3 days community service instead).

Best way I can think to explain the fungibility of an asset is to say: 1. If you lent me a £10 note, you would be happy with that ten pound returned in any denomination (two £5 notes, ten £1 coins or a £10 note - even if not exactly the same one you lent me), because fiat currency is fungible. 2. However, if you lent me your red 1992 Ford Escort Cosworth RS Turbo (white with go faster stripes btw), you would want that particular car back... not a different one, no matter how similar. That is because cars aren't fungible. Therefor, I'd argue that footballers are not fungible assets, because if Derby were to send us back Will Hughes instead of Andre Wisdom, as much as I'd be happy, a little piece of me would want big Andre back too, the non-fungible gent.

Noticed today that Luis has gone back to his old boots... Adidas must be gutted.

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In honour of Henderson's tireless engine, thought I'd do a photoshop

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A plague on both your stadiums.

What tune is that to?

McHitaryan

Ayreodynamic.

"The participants in a game of football do not expect to be bitten by another participant when they come to play football. In this incident, Mr Ivanovic would not, and should not, have been expected to be subject to such a shocking and reprehensible action" Well that's all well and good then. Just to clarify, ball boys should henceforth be expected to be kicked by players, as that isn't deemed as exceptional. Proper stitch up!

Is this built using Adobe Digital Publishing Suite? It's boss, I use it at work for our digital sales suite. Looking forward to seeing what you've come up with

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." Carl Sagan.

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Just watched a few youtube videos of that Guillermo Ochoa we are linked with... its like watching Grobbelaar back in his prime...

That's fairly sure, that.

Absolutely. It's like Cobs says, he attempts to get his hand out of the way but it just bounces up too quick for him to do it. Then you get his spammy arm after it hits him, and the lash in out of frustration. Don't know about space pilot though, with hand movement that fast he should be a fluffer!

It's clear he is trying to get his hand out of the way, but can't react quick enough... Then gets annoyed with himself that he's lost the chance to score, so lashes it in and doesn't celebrate (initially).

Two things to note from that video. It is not good.We have replaced Didi in the blinking midfielder stakes... Say hello to Joe Allen...

Strootman looks a real talent. I wouldn't say Roy Keane-esq though... More Viera.

That'll take an age mate... You'd be like Frodo and Sam heading out of the Shire for Mordor!