ManxRed

"Ar-ay mister. Can Jay come out to play like?"

This.

Errrrr. you just have!

The MASSIVE MASSIVE news coming up about Man Utd has been airbrushed from history.

Blimey, they've got a Jon Snow type with a swingometer type graphics screen. Superb!

Ha ha, hopefully it wound a few Manc up though.

Apparently its on the Wednesday. I do knock about on a Brighton website (there's only one main forum to be honest, and erm, I'm a season ticket holder!!) and they are spitting their dummies out - they play Leeds on the Friday. "Gus will be fielding reserves now, I don't think I'll bother going" x 200. Yeah, right. Spare a thought for me in the Brighton end suppressing my delight at a Suarez hat trick.

SSN having a mare over this Sneijder stuff! "Come back after the break to find out if Sneijder will be playing in the Premier League this season... ...or NOT!!" Ha ha, useless.

SSN reporting that Sebastian Coates will probably be signed by Liverpool. Brilliant!

Harry saying that Modric is "1,000,000%" not going anywhere today. So either he's off, or Chelsea will up their interest in Raul.

Harry's on SSN speaking from his car!! Its DEADLINE DAY!!

Woo-hoo!! That's work off the agenda for today.... Bring out the Transfer Gimp!!

Although ale lovers should try the Harveys, its very highly rated down here.

I will, but I will be having the gnome's pie.

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He does all them videos showing how fit he's got himself, so he can go and sit on a bench at City. Pointless.

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Why wait until the end of the season? I've started throroughly disliking him now, it'll save time later on.

The ground is terrific. Apart from the fact that the corners are empty, which looks a bit odd, but they are planning on filling those in, when demand and circumstances are right (promotion to Prem?!!). The problem is that they have a game on the Friday evening (Leeds Utd, Booooooo!!!), which won't be moved because the weekend is the University open day (The Amex stadium is right next to the Uni, and they share car parks). So we have Spurs on the Sunday. Someone's going to be playing two games in three days and I have a feeling it'll be us. Try the pies in the stadium, they're expensive but very very good indeed. From Piglets Pantry in Brighton. I recommend the Steak and Ale!

All dictionaries in the world should be changed and under 'Arrogance' they should have a copy of that story.

Can't believe I saw an 'Israel' - typed 'Cohen' several times (just to make sure it wasn't a mistake), then out of desparation typed 'Benayoun' twice, only to discover it was Rosenthal. Nuts!

Second best team in Europe, dontcha know?