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We've not been the same since Adam went off. Oh! Hang on....

Get Gerrard on for Henderson.

And only half what Frank Lampard would have cost us.

The commentators on my stream want all 11 players of ours sent off for that challenge by Skittles.

Oh God, its not going to be another of those 'missed chances biting us in the backside ta the end' games is it? I bloody hope not.

The co-commentator on my stream is having an orgasm. Wants Wolves to win SOOOOO badly its unreal. He has got a brummy accent though.

Our defence is cak.

Who?

Cracking Goal.

Football without the drivel. Terrific!

Bellamy Suarez Kelly Special mention for Reina for enduring the 'whooooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhh your sh*t aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh' from the smalltime crown behind him.

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Whilst the first bit is clearly ludicrous, as I was in the upper stand and would have needed a parachute, sadly I cannot contest the second bit.

A bloke ran onto the pitch about halfway through the second half from the lower west stand. He just looked like a nutter. If the commotion below me was a woman then it explains why the hoolie kids around me weren't afraid to have a go (they actually made a dash for the exit shouting about where are they? where are they? we'll have them. I just laugh at them. I have to sit next to these muppets every bloody game.

They're about 12. Their Dad's a big fella though, so no!

Did anyone see what the commotion was in the lower West Stand after Derek's goal? (would have been over to your left if you were in the Away end. I was in the upper stand and couldn't see - did they catch a hidden Liverpool Fan in the away end and lynch him or summat? The hoolies around me began frothing at the mouths and 'wanted a piece' (NOTE: The hoolies that sit near me spend the entire match doing the 'w*nk*r gesture to the away fans - regardless of which team it is - they don't watch the football at all - BUT they would wet themselves if actually confronted by an opposing fan). I really enjoyed myself, it certainly was a game of two halves Brian, Favourite moment was Bellamy's free kick.

Weirdly, him hitting the bar from 35 yards out was more spectacular to watch than his goal!

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Not a bad team there,

There's parking in Falmer University across the road from the stadium. Get there early, like. Or park in a car park near Brighton Station and get the train - three stops, about 8 mins.

Yeah, don't forget to listen out for my lone cheer from up to your left near the front of the upper tier of the West Stand. Followed by me having my head stoved in by the six rabid nutters that sit in front of me.