Ramón Benítez Hernández

We sold him for 8 million, so let's not be mad and buy him for 12 million. If you want an English striker, Defoe's younger, has a goals per game ratio similar to Owen's and didn't leave us for a "big club" to go "win things".

I hope it's not Houllier. Feckin foreign managers. I'd rather have an Aussie manager and be in football wilderness than a foreign manager win the world cup. Who gives a f*ck where he's from? Stupid f*ckin whingeing poms. After all your Cricket team includes an Aussie, a Welshman and a Saffer and is coached by a Zimbabwean.

Shouldn't you be at home watching a ODI? Or is that finished already?

Where were you in Istanbul?

At the pub I was watching it at, as he was about to come on, some of our "fans" sung... "Hey..Hey Cisse...ooh ah...I wanna know oh oh oh how you scored that goal" PS Feckin OOT's

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And you're the biggest a****** in Queensland

If your uncle doesn't have ESPN, phone some pubs around Sydney. That would be your best bet. ESPN have right to Champions League too, so if your uncle's a Manc, he doesn't really need ESPN.

I saw the 1st half. How s**** are Sunderland?! What about Bolton, they took senseless hoofing to a new level for most of the 2nd half vs Arsenal.

He played for West Ham and then Tottenham and he scores at almost a goal every two games... and he's over rated. Owen scores at one every two games and most of his career has been in a decent Liverpool side and then Real Madrid. Is Owen over rated too???

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More c*nts in that team than you've had for decades.

We need someone to blame when we hit a bad run

True. But they're all over rated, over hyped tossers, except Gerrard and Carragher

Van der Vaart

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We'd better, otherwise we'll be saying silly things like "Sir Geraint Jones"

The DVD was only released after the last Ashes Series. We're so bitter you see, we needed something to cheer us up because we don't win much at sports. Regards AussieRED MBE

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He's got too much skill to be English, let alone an English-style player. He can dribble past players, he's not a kick and run merchant.

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Kewell would walk into the England side. Why would he want to though? He made them all look like pricks at Upton Park.

You hit him five times with this thing...

One weekend, pre-internet and pre-sattelite TV, we went camping. We played Everton that weekend. I had the club shop number in my wallet. I called the club shop on the Monday night our time from a Pay Phone... Me: What was the score in the derby? Girl: We lost Me: Oh crap Girl: haha, yeah crap Me: Thanks bye The point is, we're not defending him because he's Aussie, well that's not my reason anyway. He's been one of our best players this season and as a LIVERPOOL fan I 'm happy for him that he's come right after a pretty rough time last season. Club...THEN Country.