Alternative Shaving "Lubricants"

[Case]

After an idea dreamed up by the ladies, this Friday in the office we're having a "shave-off" to determine who has the most manly of all Mexicana-man-moustaches after what will by then have been 10 days of non-shaving.

 

Thing is, instead of using common bathroom shaving Gels ( Gillette, King of Shaves blah blah... ) we have to use a "lubricant" commonly found in a typical Kitchen.

 

Following a "democratic" draw, my office nemesis has told me that on Friday morning me and my Gillette Mach 3 and I will mostly be shaving, for the first time in 10 days, with .........

 

Marmite!!

 

How in God's green underpants, do I top this?

 

Tell me. Tell me now.

[Nathan Explosion]

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