My car broke down on the way home

[Guest Kev]

Phoned the AA and got a text back a few minutes later, it read.

 

"Sorry, we cannot get to you at this moment in time, all our engineers are busy working on the 'Beattie for England' bandwagon."

[Guest Jack Bauer]

Shocking service, though as a local you should be able to get the bus or walk.

[Bailo]

Shocking service, though as a local you should be able to get the bus or walk.

To be fair to "Beats", he's not local and therefore can't get reliable service around the Anfield area.

[Romario]

: ) Did you hear Cahill on R5! I think Beatie should be in the England team, I mean if Crouch can then so can Beatie. Is he trying to say they are both crap!

 

Alan Green picked up on this later and said " the difference is Crouch makes a difference for England while Beatie just looked lost"

 

Made me laugh.

[slapnuts]

Shocking service, though as a local you should be able to get the bus or walk.

 

he takes his car so he can knock innocent dogs over on the way home

[Andy-oh-six]

Give him his due. He's got a good touch...for a fat bloke with man boobs.

[Guest Jack Bauer]

Is it true beattie wears a sports bra for men and that's why he never takes his top off at the end or swap shirts?

[Romario]

Give him his due. He's got a good touch...for a fat bloke with man boobs.

man boobs = AKA moobs

 

Is it true beattie wears a sports bra for men and that's why he never takes his top off at the end or swap shirts?

I heard he's got huge hat peg nipples and doesn't like to show them off.

 

How to start a rumour.

[Nebraska Red]

shouldn't this be in the General?

[slapnuts]

Give him his due. He's got a good touch...for a fat bloke with man boobs.

 

who kev?

[Tetti]

Is it true beattie wears a sports bra for men and that's why he never takes his top off at the end or swap shirts?

 

He seemed to have more chest than I do

 

The jiggling must hurt him though

[jon_hall]

Phoned the AA and got a text back a few minutes later, it read.

 

"Sorry, we cannot get to you at this moment in time, all our engineers are busy working on the 'Beattie for England' bandwagon."

 

Tsk Tsk, who forwarded you the text?

 

The text was as follows...

 

We're sorry for the delay in getting an RAC mechanic to you. All our engineers are busy trying to restart the 'Beattie for England bandwagon'