Rude b******s

[Murphman]

A mate of mine was walking around Tesco's with his shopping trolley, a woman bumped into him despite him trying to avert the crash. She was staring at the shelves and it was her fault, but no big deal and as I'm sure most on here would do, he politely said 'Oops, sorry about that' and smiled.

 

She snarled at him and said 'why don't you watch where you're f*cking going?' and waddled off, when I say waddle, I forgot to mention she weighed about 18 stone.

 

He spent the next 5 minutes shopping and working himself up into a frenzy, castigating himself for not burying her with a cutting response, angry that his good manners had been wasted on the old bitch.

 

He got to the checkouts, she was going through, amazingly her trolley was littered with lettuce, tomatoes and assorted veg, without realising that nobody else in the queue had any idea what had gone on before, probably including her as she'd dismissed it, he shouted at her 'It's a bit f*cking late for a diet isn't it'.

 

I wish I'd seen it.

[Nathan Explosion]

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