Anyone who goes fishing

smithdown · August 21, 2009

C*nts.

The swans in the park by ours had four signets a few months ago - it was feckin great, the park has never been so busy with people coming down with their kids to see the nest and watch them hatch and stagger about and all that jazz, happy days - and now two of them have had to be put down this week cos of feckin fishing lines caught up in them and stuck in their gullets. Feckin tragedy, the rspca had to be called out to finish them off. Feckin great big swan babies.

C*nts.

All this cos this last month or so there have been feckin loads of bad blirts sat there round the lake with thousand yards stares, thinking the park was built just for them, grown fellas moaning like proper arlar/ses if anyone has a dog off a lead that wants to have a swim or snaffle off their butties even though those dog walkers use that park every feckin day of the year, not just if the suns out and they fancy sticking sharp things in fish for a bit. Every feckin day there's at least a dozen of these angling nonces, at weekends there's loads more. The f*ckin footy season has started, btw. They'd rather be strangling swans with piano wire, the c*nts.

Night fishing and all. Sat there in a tent all night like perverts or the badly binbagged, or both.

Tw*ts.

Britain's most popular sport they call it. It feckin isn't. It's for weirdos on probation, and they should f*ck off.

Jonesy · August 21, 2009

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