Human Resources at work

stressederic · April 2, 2009

Stupid bunch of dopey f***nuggets utterly unable to do your f***ing jobs to even the barest level of competence.

In the last year you lost the P45 from my previous job (after I put it in your f***ing hands!) so I've had to pay too much f***ing tax all year, and then had the temerity to accuse me of never giving it to you in thr f***ing first place.

Failed to send me my teaching contract and then emailed me demanding that I return it signed to you.

Completely ballsed up a paycheck because you left everyones timesheets on a now empty desk and didn't do anything with them! Then you had 3 people working on my paycheck, all doing different things and changing everything so the previous 2 months have been a god awful clusterf*** that's seen me get my money in f***ing installments. Don't worry it's not like I have rent or bills to pay you c****.

Having given me the option of being redeployed at the end of my last contract, then consistently igmored any form of enquriy or attempt to make contat with you to find out what the f*** is going on.

Yesterday having come into your ridiculous department (again) only to be confronted by more vacuous skin bags you tried looking for my personnel file and (yes I overheard your stupid whispered conversation) you couldn't f***ing find it. Then took my contact details and promised to get in touch with me that afternoon. You didn't.

Today after I spent the f***ing morning chasing you again, you finally get back to me and say I'm not eligible for redeployment because I turned down a job offer at the end of my last contract (it turned out they couldn't offer me that job in the 1st place), and because I didn't serve a full year in my previous position (yes I did). Your files say I started in April and finished in January. I actually started at the beginning of Februrary and finished at the end of January. The contract was for a year you f***ing c***s!

Why don't you do the human species a massive f***ing service and go drown yourselves like a bunch of f***ing puppies.

Edited April 2, 2009 by stressederic

matty · April 2, 2009

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