Natwest adverts

matty · March 31, 2009

Where to start with these c****? Firstly, I bank with them, AND I now own part of them, so I have every right to rant at these vile motherf*****s.

They've always been s*** at advertising, but these latest ads take the f***ing piss. We're led to believe that they're journeying the country, explaining to all and f***ing sundry exactly what to do with their money. Led by some horrendously unconvincing fat balloon in an ill fitting suit, who looms over his underling's shoulder while he's trying to separate the masses from their earnings. There he stands, rocking back and forth on his cheaply-shod heels, parrotting out the latest line from Head Office about what to do with that 40 quid you aren't going to spend on a pair of action slacks this week.

Then they have the temerity to suggest that Lord and Lady c***face, living in a 53 bedroom country pile, would even allow the pasty-faced t** past the gatehouse, never mind invite him in to give them the most obvious advice in history when they would clearly have some offshore t*** in Belize looking after their stolen loot. "Asset rich and cash poor" my a***. "Times are pretty lean" she says, the utter whore. "So what you're saying is that one should budget?" WHAT? f***ing hell. Yes, the concept of budgeting is totally alien to them. THEY BANK WITH COUTT'S, YOU NOBBER.

Then he goes to visit a pregnant mother. And belches out some more garbage about long-term savings, before the baby kicks, obviously trying to deafen itself against the vomit-inducing w*****y that he's coming out with.

Stop spending my money on this offensive s****, stop charging nearly 30% interest on my overdraft. Stop taking us all for f***ing idiots. and f*** off.

Des · March 31, 2009

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