Sid Waddell

Gray - YPC · June 7, 2007

Some classics from him:

?Bristow reasons . . . Bristow quickens ... Aaah, Bristow.?

?He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed?

?Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a waterbuffalo with a pea-shooter?

?The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them?

?It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline?

?It's the nearest thing to public execution this side of Saudi Arabia.?

?He's as cool as a prized marrow!?

?He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.?

?That's like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank?

?As they say at the DHSS, we're getting the full benefit here.?

?He is as slick as minestrone soup?

?There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.?

?This lad has more checkouts than Tescos.?

?There's only one word for that - magic darts!?

?I don't know what he's had for breakfast but Taylor knocked the Snap, Crackle and Pop outta Bristow?

?Even Hypotenuse would have trouble working out these angles?

?Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.?

?If you're round your auntie's tonight, tell her to stop making the cookie's and come thru to the living room and watch these two amazing athletes beat the proverbial house out of each other?

?When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer..... Bristow's only 27.?

?Eat your heart out Harold Pinter, we've got drama with a capital D in Essex.?

?Look at him as he takes his stance, like he has been sculptured, whereas Bobby George is like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.?

?Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis"

"He's got a heart as big as Moby Dick!"

"If you had to throw a knife at your wife in the circus, you'd want to throw it like that."

"Painter's not bothering with an undercoat... He's gone straight to gloss!"

"That's quality with a capital 'K'!"

"Hang on to your electric kettles..."

"Like the lion in winter, like the leopard in the snows of kilimanjaro, Lowe is experienced, he will survive."

"He's got the eyes of a dying lizard!!"

smithdown · July 25, 2007

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