Ballack and Kahn are not big fake c***s - official

[Gilps]

German stars in vibro damages win

 

A German sex toy firm is to pay German football stars Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn 50,000 euros each after it used their names to sell vibrators.

 

The stars sued the firm Beate Uhse because it sold special World Cup vibrators called "Michael B" and "Olli K" last year without their permission.

 

The damages - £34,000 ($67,000) for each player - were awarded in Hamburg.

 

Ballack is a Chelsea midfielder, while Kahn is the Bayern Munich goalkeeper.

 

The footballers had originally demanded 60,000 euros each in damages.

[Zoob]

German stars in vibro damages win

The footballers had originally demanded 60,000 euros each in damages.

 

-presumably because they are destitute, and unable to feed their families.

 

Oliver Khan + Vibrator are not words that should ever be seen together.

[Gilps]

I'm not comfortable with any sentence linking sex and Kahn, to be honest.

[Ostrich Man]

nor is Izzy.

[Gilps]

I'd certainly bet that her vibrator isn't named after Kahn

[Bigal]

The Bi Gal corporation brings you the new ladies best friend, for all you bored housewifes:

 

The Ostrich Man.

 

Its slow, predictable and has a beard for tickling???

 

Send £39.95 plus postage and packaging etc etc

[Ostrich Man]

[Kahnee]

I'd certainly bet that her vibrator isn't named after Kahn

 

It's called Peter...

 

 

 

 

 

...probably

[Kahnee]

From tonight's Fiver:

 

A German bongo firm, Beate Uhse, has paid Mary Shelley's Oliver Kahn and Michael Ballack around £34,000 each after they sold special World Cup vibr@tors named "Michael B" and "Olli K" without the players' permission. Sales suffered when the Michael B version failed to slot comfortably into the hole, while the sight of the Olli K model scared too many old ladies.