Liverpool top of the league; chelsea propping up table

[growler]

Book sales for this summers 'top' releases:

 

1) Gerrard by Steven Gerrard: 76,459

2) My Story So Far by Wayne Rooney: 36,973

3) Totally Frank by Frank Lampard: 26,662

4) Rio: My Story by Rio Ferdinand: 7,651

5) My Defence by Ashley Cole: 3,128.

[Guest Jack Bauer]

lol @ AHole

[floyd the barber]

whats more shocking is how many people have bought the above books.......

 

terrible...

[Mevster]

Book sales for this summers 'top' releases:

 

1) Gerrard by Steven Gerrard: 76,459

2) My Story So Far by Wayne Rooney: 36,973

3) Totally Frank by Frank Lampard: 26,662

4) Rio: My Story by Rio Ferdinand: 7,651

5) My Defence by Ashley Cole: 3,128.

 

feckin ashley cole. what a nob. even the title make me laugh, whinging ahole

[Kopfaithful]

it's incredible that Gerrard has out sold them all put together. I'd have thought Rooney would have topped the list. Has Gerrards book been out longer than the rest?

[Guest Kev]

it's incredible that Gerrard has out sold them all put together. I'd have thought Rooney would have topped the list. Has Gerrards book been out longer than the rest?

 

Rooney's comes with blank pictures and crayons.

[John am Rhein]

I assume our shirt sales are well up too - judging by the total lack of them in shops (?)

 

Or did we just not make enough?

[jon_hall]

Rooney's comes with blank pictures and crayons.

If it's blank how would you know what to crayon in?

[Kite]

If it's blank how would you know what to crayon in?

I think you are meant to just dribble on the pages. The crayons are for sticking up your nose.

[Guest Deadlogic]

I think you are meant to just dribble on the pages. The crayons are for sticking up your nose.

 

[jon_hall]

I think you are meant to just dribble on the pages. The crayons are for sticking up your nose.

Ah Blackadder logic.

[R A Softlad]

Hmmm... amazing what 2 mins in photoshop will do.

[_00_deathscar]

More people would've bought it then too...