Song for Bellers

[Clay Davis]

Bellers is a stupid nickname.

its not that good

[Ostrich Man]

Bloody hell - at least comment on my amazing song writing skills!

Give me a break, couldn't be arsed with typing Bellamy, ok.

its the same amount of letters

[Guest Jack Bauer]

Bellers - 7 letters

 

Bellamy - 7 letters

 

[cymrococh]

Be-llamy, Be-llamy

He's a nasty little b*stard

but he'll score a goal or three

[hideNseek]

Be-llamy, Be-llamy

he's not quite the tosser he used to be

Be-llamy, Be-llamy

 

 

Was on here a while back, not sure who though (fyds, Maldini or someone like them)

[Herbie von Smalls]

for when we play newcastle:

 

he's welsh, he's short

he's cheaper than carl cort

bellamy, bellamy

[cymrococh]

There is a song to Hen Wlad fy Nhadau (the welsh national anthem) but I'm too drunk to get it right.

[Guest TanMan]

for when we play newcastle:

 

he's welsh, he's short

he's cheaper than carl cort

bellamy, bellamy

 

[Senrab_nhoj]

Bloody hell - at least comment on my amazing song writing skills!

Give me a break, couldn't be arsed with typing Bellamy, ok.

 

 

Very poor effort

 

1/10

 

you only get the 1 because you can clearly use the copy paste function followed by replace 'Diouf' with 'bellers' ( )

 

I would write must do better but that might just encourage you

 

[Hobbsie]

For Whom the Bell Tolls?!

 

Or something based on 'Tragedy'

Edited June 26, 2006 by Hobbsie

[Jeff guitar]

loosely based on

Eloise (the damned)

 

He used to be c***

a small welsh runt

with too much front (clap, clap)

but now we think he's great (clap, clap)

In fact he's f***ing ace (clap, clap)

and with every goal he scores

less of a c*** he'll be

Bellamy

Bellamy

(vocal improv from here)

Bellaaameeee

Bellameeeee ee eee e

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oompa Loompa doompadee da

We've got the welsh thumbalina

Oompa Loompa doompadah dee

And his name is Craig Bellamy

 

[David Hodgson]

Be-llamy, Be-llamy

he's not quite the tosser he used to be

Be-llamy, Be-llamy

Was on here a while back, not sure who though (fyds, Maldini or someone like them)

 

Twas me, and it's the only one that will work.

 

Apart from (at xmas time) :

 

Dong Dong Bellameee, we cry....etc.

 

 

Again, it writes itself.

[Dog]

Bloody hell - at least comment on my amazing song writing skills!

Give me a break, couldn't be arsed with typing Bellamy, ok.

 

 

OK...

 

 

....It's sh*te.

[Ostrich Man]

no no no no no no no no no no no no hes no neck

no no no no no no no no no no no no hes no neck